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Just trying to keep the board going.

You want an armored car? You can get it from this site. The Combat T-98.

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The 8.1 litre 340 bhp Vortec V8 can push the it along at over 180 km/h (around 113mph), and in addition to sumptuous leather and woodgrain fittings, you can order almost any level of active safety feature, from gun ports to a full roof ring to carry a machine gun.



Or, you want a bunker above gound? The pick up US Bunkers’ The Guardian.

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It seems The Guardian’s goofy shape is what makes them impermeable and able to deflect extreme wind speeds, debris and projectiles from any side. To structures, warfare or natural disasters are the same; they have to be able to withstand the impact of flying objects, such as a rooftop or vehicle at high tornado speeds. This can only be achieved with a completely monolithic, reinforced, concrete structure.



Man, I'm getting a kick out of this site...
 
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For those retards who flunked High School physics.

"the electricity generated by a wind turbine installed on the roof. The initiative is intended to promote the use of clean energy in the context of the Kyoto Protocol."

Ok so by putting a drag sail on the roof of my car to generate electricty by killing my gas milage I'm promoting "Clean Energy".

Kinda like charging your electric car via a coal power plant.

Congradulations! 8)

Arrrrr

-Weer'd Beard
 
I have always wanted a bullet proof car. Ever since I was a little bambino. But then I remember the day I watch one of my fathers being built. ( Fathers owns limo companies, not his personal car)

I found out then that Hollywood yet again lied to me. (Imagine that) The bullets didn't just bounce right off the car leaving the paint intact. There were plates underneath the sheet metal. And then I found out you couldn't roll the windows down, so you have to keep the air conditioner on, not to mention the weight of the thing. Gas alone would make anyone go broke.




Another dream down the toilet.


I even wanted the one with the pop up sunroof that you can shoot from behind. Then the manager told me that someone would just run to the back of the car and shoot me in the back.



I kicked him in the shin.
 
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