So two lawyers were having lunch together

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So these two lawyers who were partners in a two-man firm were having lunch together at a fancy restaurant. All of a sudden one lawyer jumped up and started heading for the door.

The other lawyer said, "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

The first lawyer replied, "I forgot to lock the safe!"

The second lawyer smiled and said, "Sit down, sit down -- we're both here!"

 

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OK, lets see if I can get this right.

And Engineer dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter says that there was a mistake and he's supposed to be in hell.

So, after about three months the Engineer has figured out how to rig up a nice airconditing system and now Hell is all comfy. Everyone is happy and drinking frozen ritas.

SO, god calls down and tells Satan that there was a mistake in the paperwork and the Engineer needs to come back up to heaven.

Satan says that he can't have him back.

God said that he has to come up to Heaven, so he must return him.

Satan says, "What are you goign to do, sue me? I have all the lawyers."