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Sex in the office question

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by jkelly1229, May 22, 2019.

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  2. No

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  1. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA NES Member

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    Damn. Tough call. I love office sex. Of course I work for myself. So as long as my wife is in the office, the staff is gone and the door is locked, I’m definitely in.

    But someone in my office? Hmmm.
     
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  2. jkelly1229

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    Because I'm honestly shocked nothing came of it.
     
  3. minininjer

    minininjer NES Door Greeter NES Member

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    Whoever that made the decision to not punish/fire this guy needs some speakin' to... I mean, surely this is against code of conduct at your work. Crayyy
     
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  4. slap shot

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    none? not any?
     
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  5. new guy

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    Yeah, what if it was a sexual emergency like the migrants in Europe have sometimes?
     
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  6. Palladin

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  7. Palladin

    Palladin NES Member

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    yeah, how long exactly were they in there? she might have gotten the short end of the stick, so to speak. [rofl]
     
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  8. The5thDentist

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    We live in the post-Clinton era, and the standard has been set.

    For better or for worse.
     
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  9. Bonesinium

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    I mean, it his productivity improved after, maybe it should be encouraged! Same goes for naps, which have shown to increase productivity.
     
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  10. 556USER

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    Fire him unless mounting people at work is what he is being paid to do.
     
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  11. JayMcB

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    It's worse. Way worse.

    It's reproductivity the guy needs to be worried about.
     
  12. sbi

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    Show-off :p

    Banged and canned... :D
     
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  13. jkelly1229

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    Lol I grew up there
     
  14. drgrant

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    If I was the guy's boss I'd be more pissed about his lack of discretion/cleanup/etc which is likely what caused most of this to begin with. I mean it was after hours and nobody was there, someone has to be a 110% idiot to screw that up. [rofl] I would say something like "So, how do you exist at home, without burning your own house down every day?"

    -Mike
     
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  15. W.E.C

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    Dorchester with trees.[smile]
     
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  16. xjma99

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    I say can him for two reasons; leaving a condom, and using a condom.

    Back when I was single I banged a few chicks at the old office because it was like 2 minutes from a cool bar we used to hang out at and I lived 50 minutes away. Small private company. Got caught once, was high-fived for it. Not a co-worker. No condoms used, no evidence left behind.
     
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  17. Mountain

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    Total missed opportunity:

    Say nothing, upload to the net. Wait for next episode and repeat.
     
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  18. slap shot

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    Fify
     
  19. jkelly1229

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    Wasnt that good of a video lol
     
  20. Dadstoys

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    ZFG other than the condom thing.
    Clean up after yourself.
    No one I know left this world grateful they didn't get laid when they had the chance.
    Repressed people are the most miserable bastards in the world to be around.
     
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  21. Fixxah

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    Does it count if you were at the shop and a high school flame dropped by occasionally for some and there were no cameras and nobody else was around. This was just out of high school.
     
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  22. SpaceCritter

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    My first thought on seeing this threat is still active was, "This thread is still active??"

    My second: This being 2019 America, I wonder how the corporate decision-making changes around these particulars depending on the "intersectional" categories with which the participants happen to identify.
     
  23. Varmint

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    He'd be in jail if he were a Martha Stewart. When you're a celebrity, the laws don't apply.
     
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    You gotta play the game!
     
  25. new guy

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    Far more inclined to go with a form of punishment that couldn’t be quantified as damages.
     
  26. ISOTOX

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    Guess the deciding factor to me was he could not even clean up after himself... [rofl]
     
  27. jkelly1229

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    Total time in office 6 minutes....
     
  28. beaker

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    I would fire him, and her if they were both employees. If he can't make a good decision about this, how can he make good decisions about his work.
     
  29. enbloc

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    2019... The Summer of Love?
    Who'da thunk...?
     
  30. jpk

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    All he has to do is play the trans card and he's untouchable.....
     

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