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Sex in the office question

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by jkelly1229, May 22, 2019.

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  1. Lucas McCain

    Lucas McCain

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    Nope, totally true. That was a fun place to work. I was in my 20's making a shit ton of money. Good times were had by all.
     
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  2. Fixxah

    Fixxah NES Member

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    You're fired!
     
  3. Lucas McCain

    Lucas McCain

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    I will just say that it was a very large medical device manufacturer in Andover.
     
  4. rudiewhitebwoy

    rudiewhitebwoy NES Life Member NES Member

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    I said no, because I'd be fired. I never got caught.
    It was over 30 years ago, I was between wives,
    and yes, my C*@k was on the Clock.
     
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  5. Prepper

    Prepper NES Member

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    Well that narrows it down. My aunt owns one of their medical alert buttons.
     
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  6. drgrant

    drgrant Moderator NES Member

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    I'd fire him for leaving the rubber...
     
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  7. Shark_Cage

    Shark_Cage NES Member

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    If he is above you and you have proof, you own him.

    If he works for you, good bye.

    I was told a story that after a Christmas party at a company on the north shore, some employees were leaving and saw the president of said company railing his administrative assistant over his desk in the corner office, on the ground floor, by the front door.

    He got canned.
     
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  8. Spanz

    Spanz NES Member

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    no pants tuesday???
     
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  9. Spanz

    Spanz NES Member

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    weird stuff happens.
    had this employee...lived about 2 1/2 hours away. We caught him sleeping under his desk in the office. It was a four cubical pod, and his desk was in the back, so walking by in the corridor...you would not notice him there. I was not sure what the heck to do, so i just pretended to be jimmy the dunce about it.

    same company, they caught a VP doing his secretary in his office one day. He was being groomed for CEO, but did not make it after that. the poor secretary got canned on the spot
     
  10. Reptile

    Reptile NES Member

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    Yes, and after that, the engineers sequenced the DNA.

    BUSTED!!!
     
  11. meh

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    Pretty sure this generally gets you fired. And I don't think it's personal or judgmental, really. It's just immediate cause and effect, a corporate law of nature: to this action there is a certain reaction, i.e. getting caught having sex in the office gets you fired. It just does. Now me, personally, I'd rather just roll my eyes and move on unless I was already wanting an excuse to get rid of him. It says something about him, though, so hopefully recklessness like that is somehow useful to the business in legitimate contexts. I can hardly imagine, but it could be.
     
  12. mwalsh9152

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    Our driver was fired 2 weeks ago for accidentally sending a meme implying the recipient had a small dick to one of our techs with the same name as his friend.

    Guy went running to HR and they scanned him on the spot.
     
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    truth hurts.
     
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    You are assuming the other individual was a .... woman?
     
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  15. jkelly1229

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    No I really want him gone but hes entwined with the owner and my office is a joke.
     
  16. Palladin

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    Can't judge without seeing her
     
  17. Roof gunner

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    Ain’t love grand ! ?
     
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    If we fired everyone who had sex at work or rubbed one out in the bathroom, we’d have ruined too many lives to count, but this idiot used someone else’s office and then left a used rubber behind. Can’t do that. Reprimand him and take away his building key at the least.

    Odd though that there’s an office camera. No office I’ve worked in has had one.
     
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    fire them
     
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    Agree with firing. Not so much for the sex as for the rest of the stupidity. With all the cameras there are in every office these days, if he is dumb enough to walk around the floor like that and leave evidence, he is just not someone I would trust with any decisions.
     
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    we were building a house in Brockton and a we were watching a girl get yelled at by a guy. we were joking around it was her pimp telling her to go to work. five minutes later she is there saying "hi guys". we sent her on her way, boss shows up and we tell him about it and his answer was "where is she ill buy you all a round"
     
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    Fired and upload the video to NES
     
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  24. Roadglide

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    I would let the person go. Not because they had sex but because my experience has been these types of situations end up complicating and distracting people from the job. All kinds of funky fallout as a result. Never good.
     
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  25. Asaltweapon

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    I knew the owner of a 156 motor yacht and his Captain was banging a girlfriend in the master stateroom.
    The dumbass got fired.
     
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  26. Thirwell1216

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    Condom on desk...Biohazard. Who knows where that dirty dog has been. Seriously, these days a termination is in order because if this ever went sideways and a he said/she said type of situation came up with this, the company would have some splainin to do.
     
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  27. Rockrivr1

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    For sex no. For leaving the condom, yes.
     
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  28. Spanz

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    like THIS?
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    ;)
     
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  29. DarthRevan

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    I purposely never send anything remotely taboo over work channels. The amount of emails I get meant for other people with my first name is absurd.
     
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