Scissor Me Timbers

[Gually]

Well we've got our new governor here in Massachusetts and my first thought was "scissor me timbers" (10 points if you can name that reference).

Now we'll see what kind of shenanigans Healey and her AG minion will try to pull against 1A, 2A and the other A's but she seems to like the rest of the alphabet.

 

[CRSIII]

SouthPark?

 

[Reptile]

Yosemite Sam?

 

[FisherTech]

Popeye

 

[DarthRevan]

This thread ought to be deleted.
Why?
Your title and following post is tempting me to jump off the Golden Gate with that imagery.

And you should be blocked from posting from that IP address for a year as well.

 

[Echo 225]

 

[sig shooter]

OP is going ta jail(now that Maura is gov)

 

[enbloc]

Mutiny on The Bounty...

 

[Gually]

SouthPark?

You get 10 points

 

[Gually]

This thread ought to be deleted.
Why?
Your title and following post is tempting me to jump off the Golden Gate with that imagery.

And you should be blocked from posting from that IP address for a year as well.

Just be careful if you head toward the Golden Gate, I hear there's a guy in the area that will use his wife's vast amounts of ice cream to lure you into his house and before you know it both of you are in your whitey tighties and something about a hammer

 

[Dennis in MA]

I thought this was another weather girl discussion thread.

 

[Blackmore]

You asked for it

 

[FalArAk]

Well we've got our new governor here in Massachusetts and my first thought was "scissor me timbers" (10 points if you can name that reference).

Now we'll see what kind of shenanigans Healey and her AG minion will try to pull against 1A, 2A and the other A's but she seems to like the rest of the alphabet.

Whatever she pulls we can blame it on transplants from NH because that is where she was born and raised, a native NH'er lol

 

[FalArAk]

I thought this was another weather girl discussion thread.

There can only be one!!!!!

 

[whatluck]

say it with me 'governor healey'

you guys should move from MA before they start banning gas powered lawn mowers

 

[MassPete]

say it with me 'governor healey'

you guys should move from MA before they start banning gas powered lawn mowers

Wish I could leave. I'll have to buy my gas lawnmower in NH

 

[whatluck]

Wish I could leave. I'll have to buy my gas lawnmower in NH

You can do it.

 

[DarrenL]

Wish I could leave. I'll have to buy my gas lawnmower in NH

New NES rule? DON’T POST THE NAMES OF COMPANIES THAT SHIP LAWNMOWERS TO MA!

 

[Gually]

say it with me 'governor healey'

you guys should move from MA before they start banning gas powered lawn

Have to go to CT just to buy a Mr. Buddy heater cause they're super bad scary and dangerous in MA

 

[ProGun]

No doubt this will continue to be very true..

 

[kevin9]

So is the governor's official vehicle going to be a VW ID.4 (electric New Beetle replacement), a Toyota bZ24X, a Subaru Solterra, or is she gonna stick with the tried and true Lesbaru Forester.
Asking for a friend.

 

[Dennis in MA]

Nah. She's gonna pull a Notso Swift and have a hellio-chopper cart her around the state. And the liberal media will talk about how great this is.

 

[Dadstoys]

Hopefully she spends most of her time ears deep in female troopers to do too much damage.

 

[Wickedcoolname]

Lesbian jokes already? That happened lickity split.

 

[Gually]

Lesbian jokes already? That happened lickity split.

Actually it happened lickity clit

 

[Hwy Htr]

Her state provided security detail will most clity(certainly) include new "female" troopers...and they probably will look like her...or maybe those (lipstick) types..ya know because it a diversified administration. Haha

 

[LT5]

Actually it happened lickity clit

Or lickety slit

 

[Broc]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2-geGnvoux/?igsh=MWJ5OThpanl5b2hrbA==

 

[MAGA99]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2-geGnvoux/?igsh=MWJ5OThpanl5b2hrbA==

Can we get a ruling on whether or not that is gay?? It looks like the balls definitely touched there!!

 

[Reptile]

Can we get a ruling on whether or not that is gay?? It looks like the balls definitely touched there!!

What's next?

Space Docking?