Compare and contrast... Don’t arrest me, Bluffton woman tells police. I’m a ‘white, clean girl’ with good grades ... She told officers she had only had two glasses of wine, but when officers asked how much she filled the glasses, she responded, “I mean I was celebrating my birthday,” the report said....with... SC woman allegedly told cops she's a 'clean, thoroughbred, white girl' after being pulled over: report ... “I mean I was celebrating my birthday,” Cutshaw, who turns 33 on Thursday, told the cops when they asked her how big the glasses were for her alleged two drinks, according to the report. She was pulled over at 1:45AM Saturday morning drunk as a skunk because she was celebrating her birthday which occurs the following Thursday. Using Geometric Logic, that proves it's five o'clock somewhere. Oh, and dick move Fox News for revealing her precise birthdate. LinkedIn. Twitter. If she lived in North Hampshire instead of South Carolina, she'd be the toast of NES. (With screen name "shanklehead").