Rules for Littoral Conflict W/ Hostile Exchange of Ordnance

[FPrice]

Rules for Littoral Conflict with Hostile Exchange of Ordnance

OR...

(US Navy Rules for a Gun Fight)
1. Bring a Battleship.
2. Bring another Battleship.
3. Bring a carrier, but don't let it get in the way.
4. Bring a submarine.
5. Dominate the sea.
6. Dominate the air.
7. Dominate the hostile shore.
8. Do not hit mines.
9. Avoid shore/air/sea launched missiles.
10. Do not run aground. Do NOT run aground.
11. When the Marines call for support, ignore Rules 1-10
and provide as much support, as closely as possible, with
all forces at hand. Ships are cheap; Marines are not.
12. If you lose, the Marines will remember forever that
you were not there. If you win, the Marines will say the Navy was not needed.
13. Drink coffee.

 

[Lynne]

Re: Rules for Littoral Conflict W/ Hostile Exchange of Ordna

11. When the Marines call for support, ignore Rules 1-10
and provide as much support, as closely as possible, with
all forces at hand. Ships are cheap; Marines are not.

awwww.

13. Drink coffee.

That's not what my dad drank. [lol] [lol]

 

[FPrice]

I do not take credit for writing this.

I take credit for "borrowing" it from another source.

[ghey]