Rugby Fan Cuts Off His Own Tackle

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'I Had To Keep Snipping'
Updated: 13:01, Tuesday November 15, 2005

The rugby fan who cut off his own tackle after Wales beat England in the Six Nations has been talking about his moment of madness.

Geoffrey Huish, 31, used blunt wire cutters to do the gruesome deed in a bizarre celebration of his team's victory.

He even staggered to his social club to show off his handy work - and all while he was sober.

He said to The Sun that he told his friend he would do it if Wales won. "I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance."

Geoffrey, from Senghenydd in the Welsh Valleys, listened to the game on the radio by himself and popped to the bathroom afterwards, where he saw the wire cutters.


Huish listened as Wales beat England "I thought, 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that, have I?' Then I thought, 'You can do it'.

"So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a lot of pain - but I just kept going.

"The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping.

Doctors were unable to sew his essentials back on and Geoffrey spent several months in a psychiatric unit while experts tried to fathom his actions.

Geoffrey, who is still visiting a psychiatrist, said: "I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why.

"I'd had a lot going on and felt a bit down.

"I can't have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I'll adopt."
 
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Some peoples genes simply cannot be allowed to be passed on to others...
 
Both Darwin and I would like to express our sincere gratitude for the consideration for humanity this guy showed in removing himself from the gene pool. That having been said, ... shudder.

I wonder how many people here know exactly what this creature is and who fought it?

Of course he did. Who is the only one to deal with the Daleks. You wouldn't trust the job to Brigader Lethbridge Stewart.
That was what I asked you, the name of the guy that fought the Daleks.
Who.
The guy that fought the Daleks. What was his name.
No. Who fought the Daleks.
That's what I'm asking you.
And that's what I just told you.
Who?
That's right.
What's right?
No, Who's right.
...

Ken
 
I started out with John Pertwee (#3) and tended to keep up through most of Sylvester McCoy (#7). My station would occassionally run one of the earlier Patrick Troughton or William Hartnell series as will. I sort of lost it during the McCoy years and never saw any of the later ones. The one line that I'll always remember was by Jon Pertwee: "You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien race that wasn't immune to bullets."

Ken
 
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