"If exposure of half of the buttock constituted indecent exposure, any woman wearing a thong at the beach at Ocean City would be guilty," Judge John W. Debelius III said after the bench trial, reversing the ruling of a District Court judge.
Wow, the things we waste our time on in court... For crying out loud, it's just a butt! Besides, with freedom of choice, the woman and her child had a spectacular opportunity to: