Step one. Claim couter space from local 6 year old girl. The only girl in the world who calls you "daddy" but not in the way you wanted when you were 18 really wanted a girl to call you that.
Two. Locate pregnant wife and tell her you have a really cool project for her while you replace the light at the top of the stairs. Give her acopy of this and translate all the military gun speak into wifey words. "Shoulder thingy that goes up" is exactly what they're looking for.
three. Decide that if you're gonna be screwing up one rifle that you've invested more into than your last two cars combined, you might as well screw up your other expensive rifle. Enter the Savage.
Three A. Get same pregnant wife (if you have more than one, DO NOT HAND A RIFLE TO EITHER OF THEM) to tape up savage while you are still destroying the upstairs hallway light.
4. Leave the camera on the counter. Your deadbeat hippy little brother that lives in the basement will see the shiny expensive object that is designed for capturing a moment in time and memorializing it on the internets and take pictures of appropriate beauty that should be enshrined for all humanity from till the end of days.
5. Take taped clean rifles out to your garage and use aircraft safety wire to hang said rifles off your 2-post car lift. Since we are using safety wire, you must immediately stab yourself someplace.
Two. Locate pregnant wife and tell her you have a really cool project for her while you replace the light at the top of the stairs. Give her acopy of this and translate all the military gun speak into wifey words. "Shoulder thingy that goes up" is exactly what they're looking for.
three. Decide that if you're gonna be screwing up one rifle that you've invested more into than your last two cars combined, you might as well screw up your other expensive rifle. Enter the Savage.
Three A. Get same pregnant wife (if you have more than one, DO NOT HAND A RIFLE TO EITHER OF THEM) to tape up savage while you are still destroying the upstairs hallway light.
4. Leave the camera on the counter. Your deadbeat hippy little brother that lives in the basement will see the shiny expensive object that is designed for capturing a moment in time and memorializing it on the internets and take pictures of appropriate beauty that should be enshrined for all humanity from till the end of days.
5. Take taped clean rifles out to your garage and use aircraft safety wire to hang said rifles off your 2-post car lift. Since we are using safety wire, you must immediately stab yourself someplace.