Post 1
Thread title: Responded to Assault call and hooked up victim for loaded weapon....
No really, when he mentioned he had weapons, we secured them. Handing him the rounds that were in the magazines while transporting them.
Imagine that, it didn't make the news, no one went to jail. I wonder how often this happens in our police state?
Post 30
Funny, I can make myself understood in at least two languages except for here.
The 'victim' had the weapons, we unloaded the suspect weapons, he kept everything in a legal fashion from that point on as far as I care. The story is much longer and really doesn't merit mentioning here other than the point I was trying to make.
Since it didn't make the 'news', or end up with someone in jail you guys would have never heard about it.
Post 35
Hey, I've agreed with you a couple of times in the past couple weeks. Now you go and poke fun at my family bush?
No soup for you.
Post 64
*sigh* I'm a fed, I don't enforce local laws unless they are broken directly in front of me. Even then getting the AUSA to go on a state crime when I couldn't prosecute thousands of pounds of narcotics that are directly within my juris-my-diction.
Even DUI's, if locals won't come take them, I'm kinda stuck with losing thier keys for them for a little while.
Post 66
No, I love reading about how overpaid, with awesome retirement and benefits I get though. Then again, I'm not a suit in D.C.
Oh yeah, if it was written up for an actual arrest it would have been 3 pages of simply 'the why' I was even there before I even got into the crime. No prosecution I've been involved with has ever gone to trial, probably due to including every little item that even remotely dealt with the incident. Then you send it to 3 other people to proof-read it, then a supervisor, then 2nd line sup, all before someone way above my paygrade signs off on it. I apologize for skipping those steps
So, while I started this in jest for the most part, at least some of you got a laugh out of it.