Requirements for posting in the Classifieds?

[deadstock]

Howdy. New to the forum. What are the current requirements for posting in the classifieds? I don't see anything mentioning this in that forum or in the pinned "read before posting" thread.
Thank you

 

[Marty McFly]

Gotta buy a membership. $24 buck a year. Totally worth it if you hang around and learn.

 

[BigTimber]

Member up

 

[mcshooter]

Do a lifetime brah

 

[Picton]

Gotta sacrifice five virgins per ad bump.

It gets expensive, fast.

 

[mcshooter]

Gotta sacrifice five virgins per ad bump.

It gets expensive, fast.

I thought it was 11?
Maybe it's the new stuff

 

[Picton]

I thought it was 11?
Maybe it's the new stuff

You have to do six extra, because of the life membership.

It's how they prorate the annual fee you're no longer paying.

 

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[lowbuckbob]

Go green!

 

[System6ix]

Assuming you go green, when you list your item(s) don't forget to type the WTS subject line in all CAPS and load it with lots of emojis to get folks attention. Sirens, unicorns, firecrackers and dynamite seem to be the favs.

 

[fencer]

All ads must incorporate the phrase "With Upgrades" or feature at least one sweaty IWB holster.

 

[deerdad]

AND the biggest thing is don't mention what state you're in.

Assuming you go green, when you list your item(s) don't forget to type the WTS subject line in all CAPS and load it with lots of emojis to get folks attention. Sirens, unicorns, firecrackers and dynamite seem to be the favs.

 

[slugworth]

have something to sell.

 

[System6ix]

AND the biggest thing is don't mention what state you're in.

Winner!

 

[greencobra]

this was a shitty first post...just sayin'

 

[TJ4]

The item that you’re selling has to note whether or not it is a “pre-healey” item. if It is “pre-healey” you need to add, “no low bids, I know what I got.”

 

[Boghog1]

Do a lifetime brah

no longer available

 

[Mountain]

Don't forget the mandatory "No low ballers- I know what I got." closing statement.

 

[Buck F]

All ads must incorporate the phrase "With Upgrades" or feature at least one sweaty IWB holster.

You forgot Goose Rules

 

[puška m70]

If it's anything pre-ban, make sure to say it in all caps in all different configurations, and add useful sales adjectives. Even if it's obviously not pre ban like every WASR ever, just add it anyways. Seems to be the MO for a lot of guys.

Beat up 30 y.o. police trade in Glock 22 Gen 2? A mediocre used wasr-10?

More like "PRE BAN PREBAN PRE-BAN PRE94 BAN RARE SCARCE POLICE GUN GLOCK 22 GEN 2 MA OK COLLECTIBLE RETRO .40 SW SMITH WESSON FBI GUN"

"Rare in MA Pre Healey Wasr 10 AK47 AKM Ak74 Ukraine War Type Gun 762x39 Soviet Combloc Pre Ban only $2200 ROMANIAN MILITARY"

See?

 

[george willis]

How about Cooler who has 7 guns for sale and wont sell a colt frontier scout for the $1200.00 asking price says he is to busy but keeps renewing his adds ?.

 

[Marty McFly]

How about Cooler who has 7 guns for sale and wont sell a colt frontier scout for the $1200.00 asking price says he is to busy but keeps renewing his adds ?.

@COOLER

@george willis make sure you Tag anyone you are talking crap about. Otherwise you look like a dick.

 

[Marty McFly]

If it's anything pre-ban, make sure to say it in all caps in all different configurations, and add useful sales adjectives. Even if it's obviously not pre ban like every WASR ever, just add it anyways. Seems to be the MO for a lot of guys.

Beat up 30 y.o. police trade in Glock 22 Gen 2? A mediocre used wasr-10?

More like "PRE BAN PREBAN PRE-BAN PRE94 BAN RARE SCARCE POLICE GUN GLOCK 22 GEN 2 MA OK COLLECTIBLE RETRO .40 SW SMITH WESSON FBI GUN"

"Rare in MA Pre Healey Wasr 10 AK47 AKM Ak74 Ukraine War Type Gun 762x39 Soviet Combloc Pre Ban only $2200 ROMANIAN MILITARY"

See?

You're an ebay seller aren't you?

 

[Broc]

Gotta sacrifice five virgins per ad bump.

It gets expensive, fast.

No virgins left, Reptile bought the entire supply for his Noveske bumps.

 

[Marty McFly]

No virgins left, Reptile bought the entire supply for his Noveske bumps.

We're not all virgins?

 

[Broc]

If it's anything pre-ban, make sure to say it in all caps in all different configurations, and add useful sales adjectives. Even if it's obviously not pre ban like every WASR ever, just add it anyways. Seems to be the MO for a lot of guys.

Beat up 30 y.o. police trade in Glock 22 Gen 2? A mediocre used wasr-10?

More like "PRE BAN PREBAN PRE-BAN PRE94 BAN RARE SCARCE POLICE GUN GLOCK 22 GEN 2 MA OK COLLECTIBLE RETRO .40 SW SMITH WESSON FBI GUN"

"Rare in MA Pre Healey Wasr 10 AK47 AKM Ak74 Ukraine War Type Gun 762x39 Soviet Combloc Pre Ban only $2200 ROMANIAN MILITARY"

See?

You had me until ".40"

 

[Picton]

No virgins left, Reptile bought the entire supply for his Noveske bumps.

Oh, I know.

Why do you think I haven't listed much lately? Them virgins are hard to get!

 

[Marty McFly]

You had me until ".40"

He pulled me back in at fbi gun

 

[Broc]

We're not all virgins?

Only if you managed to avoid the long d*ck of the MA DOR.

 

[Marty McFly]

Only if you managed to avoid the long d*ck of the MA DOR.

I thought anal didn't count