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Remember that chart about dating crazy?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Palladin, Jun 12, 2019.

  1. nastynatural

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    upload_2019-6-12_19-21-6.gif OUCHIEEEE!!!!
     

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    I would take my chances. Risk half my pension. Etc. katie-lee-pitchford-florida (1).jpg
     
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    You kidding me? She would be thrilled to have the break. One less thing she has to do.
     
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    You'll have fun but will probably need this -

     
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    She's got crazy, cut your throat while your sleeping, kind of eyes!
     
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    She's making a cogent argument for the return of pre-frontal lobotomy.
     
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    Ok, I know I've told this story before. My ex was certifiable, I locked her up in McLean TWICE!. she woke me up one night, looked at me and asked, "who are you and what did you do with Joe?"

    On the plus side, the sex was incredible. She's now a sex therapist in Andover
     
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    I heard that story being talked about on the radio on the way home from work this afternoon.

    The first thought that came into my head was: "I'd have to start punching her in the head just like you're supposed to do during a shark attack when the thing is clamped onto your leg"
     
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    lol. No doubt she has a PhD in, er, Sex Studies.

    I had one like that many years ago. They only bleed you because they want you to beat them. Inconvenient but true and that wasn't really my thing.
     
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    More like a slap to the face followed by a throat grab but that's about the size of it. In the end the juice isn't worth the squeeze.
     
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    Poor misunderstood lass just wants an orbital busted for her troubles...ended up with a puss that cant carry her panties
     
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    screw blue balls, she will give you red
     
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    As my brother used to say: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" Jack.
     
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    tl;dr, love the brows, bro. LOL
     
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    I’m waiting for the sex tape
     
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    He could probably have used duct tape for a quick repair...
     
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    Going to go with not guilty. Prior to adopting the painted-on eyebrows, she was quite the spicy hot cholula based on the Heavy pics and the earlier mugshots. Yeah, I'd man up for that.
     
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    I'd say I wouldn't pass up an oppurtunty to try this buttercup. One of my past conquests was an Argentine and Italian chica that was mucho loco in la Cabeza! But was well worth all the problems when it was bedtime. Spent 5 years in that scenario, before she got really loco and didn't deal with reality on a daily basis too well.
     
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    Crazy does tend to be good in bed
     
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    "Borrowed" from Robert Johnson's 'Traveling Riverside Blues' [wink]
     
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    This thread is fabulous.... Solid gold. Clearly shows the heights that NES can achieve when it collectively tries really hard.
     
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