Real Friendship

[KMaurer]

Forget all that crap that sounds like somebody copied it from a Hallmark card; this is true friendship.

• * When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
  * When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
  * When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
  * When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
  * When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
  * When you are confused - I will use little words.
  * When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
  * When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath. I pledge it till the end.
Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.

Ken

 

[Nickle]

A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move bodies.

 

[MidKnight]

A friend will bail you out of jail.

A true friend will be beside you saying, "That was f***ing awesome!"

 

[C-pher]

Friends don't let friends wear Beer Goggles.