Raunchy saturday humor

[dwarven1]

OK, just so you're warned: This is a parody song with BAD LANGUAGE.

DO NOT PLAY THIS AT WORK UNLESS YOUR OFFICE DOOR IS CLOSED.

I also wouldn't be drinking anything that you don't want on your keyboard while listening to it, either.

http://mysite.verizon.net/dwarven1/Opie_and_Anthony-OhBinLaden.mp3

 

[MrsWildweasel]

[lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [twisted] [twisted] Glad I took your warning on not drinking anything.

 

[KMaurer]

Well, if you're careful, not that much squirts out through your nose.

Ken

 

[MrsWildweasel]

I just didn't want to clean my keyboard or screen. [lol]

 

[Lynne]

 

[Nickle]

And I thought you weren't going to post it. Glad you did. It's hilarious.

 

[Adam_MA]

GREAT!
John Valby! I love his stuff! I've seen him live a few times, and he's even better live! He is nicknamed "Dr. Dirty" and this is one of his rather mellow songs!

Adam

 

[dwarven1]

And I thought you weren't going to post it. Glad you did. It's hilarious.

Well, Derek thought it would be OK with a warning on it, so... I guess I've been living here in Liberalchussetts too long because I was worried about offending folks...

I should have known with the high percentage of service men and women that that was a moot point!

Ross

 

[Nickle]

Oh, don't misunderstand, I'm not bitching at all, I thing it's great!

 

[dwarven1]

I know - I was just explaining why I decided to post it after waffling on it.

Ross

 

[MrsWildweasel]

You'd have to understand the work environment I had in the military. I had to have thick skin, couldn't get offended easily,cause God knows the guys tried. Plus I think I heard everything derogotry about women in the military that could be said and then some,and put up with sexual harrassment in various forms,and for some strange reason still liked the Army. [lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[dwarven1]

You'd have to understand the work environment I had in the military. I had to have thick skin, couldn't get offended easily,cause God knows the guys tried.

One of the things that drives Kathy nuts, as on of the only females on a Navy project, is that she'll walk into a meeting and the guy who was just telling a raunchy joke will suddenly shut up out of fear of a sexual harrassment complaint.

God knows I tell Kath enough dirty jokes that she's probably heard the one that got interrupted already! [lol]

Ross

 

[Chris]

Sounds like most organizations. The People are great, the individuals you'd like to take out and throttle.

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Or eventually they'll get so they'll see if they can tell a dirty enough joke around you and see if they can make you blush. [lol]

 

[Nickle]

You'd have to understand the work environment I had in the military. I had to have thick skin, couldn't get offended easily,cause God knows the guys tried. Plus I think I heard everything derogotry about women in the military that could be said and then some,and put up with sexual harrassment in various forms,and for some strange reason still liked the Army. [lol] [lol] [lol]

The wife could dish it out with the best of them, they tried, they failed to get her goat. If we come down to Octoberfest, you might get her telling you some stories.

 

[MrsWildweasel]

I don't know, we'll probably be just comparing notes. [twisted] I could always give as good as the others would dish out. The funny part is once they figured out I really could do my job and then some,I was just one of the guys. Had lots of big brothers looking out for me. [lol]

 

[Nickle]

I remember one about doing a Health and Welfare Inspection on the trainees and she found a HUGE bag of Spanish Fly in one kids wall locker.

 

[MrsWildweasel]

Health and welfares were a joke for us. One of the ones they decided to bring the dogs in. Little dust mops. Not kidding on that. One decided to alert on a friend of ours locker and the only thing they found was twinkies, but it became a running joke. It's also when they busted a bunch of our MP's because they came up hot on a piss test.