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Public Service Announcement - Keep Your Cars Locked!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by FPrice, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. whatluck

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    Let him break in to your car, keep the lights off and stay quiet. Maybe he will make the mostake of breaking into your house next.
     
  2. golden chicken

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    Yes. Although, I hope I'm not the only one with tongue-in-cheek "advice" in this thread. [rofl]
     
  3. MisterHappy

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    On the 16 yard line, shootin' for the Lewis!
    Dude....private property is so ....boujee
     
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    Hockey mask and machete for the win.
     
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  5. FPrice

    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    Until you run into someone from a Black Rifle Coffee video. [mg]
     
  6. AHM

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    Was he using the Schrader valves in his own car tires?
    Or could you have borrowed them?
    Yeah, too noisy.

    But throwing his car keys on your roof
    would have slowed down the waltz quite nicely...
     
  7. Rob Boudrie

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  10. Mountain

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    If perp’s vehicle can be seen, slash at least 2 tires- preferably on same side. Jab between treads so it could feasibly be road damage. The rest per your preference.
     
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    I like where you were headed there, probably vote for this one.

    Though, I have always wanted to try the American Graffiti trick, so if there was a pole or other anchor point nearby to said vehicle, I vote for that...

    * For those that don’t know...
     
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