WTS ***PRICE ADJUSTMENTS/MORE MODELS*** TPNES' BNIB Glock/Sig and HK/CZ/FN Collection Liquidation Sale

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So to confirm what some of you are all hearing, yes a female took pity on TPNES' incel lifestyle where the only action he was getting was 2.5" of finger digit glory up another man's rectal vault to that all-holy milk-filled pleasure center of the prostate. Despite the proctology day job and proclivity for late night whiskey-fueled internet rants in the third person under an anonymous pseudonym, and dealing with personal attacks from 76Too that leave everyone heartbroken, she decided to go forward with a marriage proposal.

The lesson to be learned folks? Weddings are expensive... too expensive... even without all the millennial frills, wedding showers, gender reveals (damn the cis-hetero white male patriarchy this is a gender neutral zis/zir wedding!). TPNES tried explaining we could simply save up for the next year and eat Ramen noodles every night, skip the nail salon, forego any vacation time, that ploy almost worked until she realized that not only did I have an extensive collection of Glocks to shoot, but that I also bought doubles of each so that there would be one extra, because "two is one, one is none honey". I only dug myself a deeper hole when she hear's me routinely talk about being a "Glock guy" and having no use or metal-on-metal CZ's when theres an entire shelf of them in the man cave. Well, if TPNES can't fund an all-you-can eat raw bar at his wedding with this stuff then what the hell is he even living for.

Without further ado, on the block is a wide selection of Glocks and CZ's and a few HK's, all brand new in box, with all the factory goodies that they came with. No haggling, no bullshit, Cassowary rules apply.

**FUN fact: There is one confirmed human fatality from a Cassowary encounter. Which is one more than you'll ever have punching holes through paper at the range, but at least you can dream of that mano-e-mano moment when you use one of these Glocks defensively. (just pray its not the Glock 44...).

Glock 17 Gen 5: 750$
Glock 17 Gen 5 MOS: 800$
Glock 19 Gen 5: 750$
Glock 19 Gen 5 MOS: 825$
Glock 19 Gen 3 Mariner (Collectible Military Contract!): 800$
Glock 19M (FBI Contract Model!): 900$
Glock 19X: 800$
Glock 20SF Gen 3 (10mm): $750
Glock 20 Gen 4 (10mm): $775
Glock 21SF Gen 3 (.45 ACP): 750$
Glock 21 Gen 4 (.45 ACP): 750$
Glock 26 Gen 5: 800$
Glock 29SF Gen 3 (10mm): 750$
Glock 29 Gen 4 (10mm): 775$
Glock 30 Gen 4 (45 ACP): 750$
Glock 30S (45 ACP): 750$
Glock 30SF (45 ACP): 750$
Glock 33 Gen 4 (357 SIG): 750$
Glock 34 Gen 3: 800$
Glock 34 Gen 5 MOS: 900$
Glock 36 (45 ACP): 750$
Glock 40 Gen 4 MOS (10mm): 900$
Glock 41 Gen 4 (45 ACP): 825$
Glock 41 Gen 4 MOS (45 ACP): 850$
Glock 42 (380ACP): 600$
Glock 43: 675$
Glock 43X: 700$
Glock 43X MOS: 800$
Glock 44: 500$
Glock 45: 800$
Glock 45 MOS: 850$
Glock 48: 700$
Glock 48 MOS: 800$

HK MARK 23: 2350$
HK45 V1: 850$
HK45 V1 + Night Sights: 925$
HK45Compact V1: 850$
HK USP9 V1 (9mm): 1200$
HK USP45 V1 (45 ACP): 1200$
HK USP Elite (45 ACP): 1125$
HK P2000 VS: 1000$
HK P2000SK V3: 900$
HK P30LS V3: 850$
HK P30LS V3 +Night Sights: 950$
HK P30SK V1: 800$
HK P30SK +Night Sights: 900$
HK P30SKS V3: 825$
HK P30V3: 900$
HK VP9: 800$
HK VP9 B: 800$
HK VP9 B +Night Sights: 875$
HK VP9 +Night Sights: 875$
HK VP9 OD Green: 800$
HK VP9 ODG +Night Sights: 875$
HK VP9 Grey (+Tritium Night Sights): 900$
HK VP9 Optics Ready: 850$
HK VP9 Optics Ready +Night Sights: 900$
HK VP9 Optics Ready Grey: 850$
HK VP9 Optics Ready FDE: 850$
HK VP9 Optics Ready FDE +Tritium Night Sights: 950$
HK VP9 Longslide Optics Ready MATCH: 1200$
HK VP9 Longslide +Night Sights: 1050$
HK VP9 Longslide Optics Ready: 1000$
HK VP9 Longslide Optics Ready (+Tritium Night Sights): 1050$
HK VP9 Tactical (Threaded Barrel) Optics Ready: 1100$
HK VP9SK: 800$
HK VP9SK FDE: 800$
HK VP9SK OD Green: 900$
HK VP9SK OD Green +Night Sights: 925$

CZ 75 TargetSport2: 1700$
CZ 75 TS "Czechmate": 3500$
CZ 75 TS Czechmate Parrot: 3600$
CZ 75 TargetSport Orange: 2050$
A01-LD: 2500$
SPF***Accushadow 2: 2200$
SPF***CZ Shadow 2 Grey: 1550$
CZ Shadow 2 Blue: 1600$
CZ Shadow 2 Orange: 2275$
CZ SP-01 Shadow DT: 1850$
CZ SP-01: 900$
CZ SP-01 Shadow: 1050$
CZ SP-01 Tactical UG: 950$
SPF***CZ Rami: 750$
CZ 75 Compact: 800$
CZ 75B: 775$
CZ 75B Omega: 800$
CZ 75B Retro: 1250$
CZ 75BD: 775$
CZ 75D PCR: 850$
SPF***CZ 96B: 950$
CZ 97B: 950$
CZ 97BD :1050$
CZ P01: 800$
CZ P01 Omega: 800$
CZ P07: 700$
CZ P-09 Duty ODG: 725$
CZ P-09 ODG: 725$
CZ P10C: 650$
CZ P10C OR: 700$
SPF***CZ P10F: 675$
CZ P10S: 700$
CZ P10S FDE: 750$
CZ P10S ODG: 750$

Sig P320 AXG Classic: 1400$
Sig P320 AXG Pro: 1450$
Sig/Zev Z320 X Compact: 1350$
Sig P320F AXG: 1425$
Sig P320 FCU: 475$
Sig M17: 800$
Sig M18: 800$
Sig MK-25: 1250$
Sig P320 Compact: 650$
Sig P320 Compact RXP: 950$
Sig P320 X-Compact: 800$
Sig P320 X-Compact Spectre: 1300$
Sig P320 X5 Legion: 1100$
Sig P320 X-Carry Legion: 1100$
Sig P320 X-Full: 750$
Sig P320 X-Full RXP: 1050$
Sig P320 F: 650$
Sig P320 F RXP: 950$
Sig P365: 675$
Sig P365 /w Manual Safety: 650$
Sig P365 NRA (FDE colored): 750$
Sig P365 SAS: 750$
Sig P365X: 750$
Sig P365X RXZ: 900$
Sig P365 XL: 750$
Sig P365 XL /w Manual Safety: 725$
Sig P365 XL NRA: 775$
Sig P365 XL RXZ (Optics Ready, with Romeo Zero optic): 900$
Sig P365XL Spectre V2: 1250$
Sig/ZEV TECH P365 Grey Optics Ready RMSC: 1150$
Sig P210 Target: 1625$
Sig P220 ESCPN (10mm): 1550$
Sig P220 Legion (10mm): 1750$
Sig P226 Legion RXP: 1575$
Sig P226 Legion SAO: 1375$
Sig P226 Legion SAO RXP: 1575$
Sig P229: 1150$
SPF***Sig P229 Legion: 1375$
SPF***Sig P229 Legion SAO: 1375$
SPF***Sig P226 Extreme: 1300$
SPF***Sig P938 Legion: 900$


FN 509 LS Edge Optics Ready: 1500$
FN 509C MRD FDE: 800$
FN 509C Tactical: 1000$
FN 509C Tactical FDE: 1000$
FN 509M: 700$
FN Five-Seven: 1300$
FNX-45 Tactical: 1350$
 

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