Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery

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Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery.

That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the spread of coronavirus, but the order does allow food establishments to offer take-out or delivery.

And thus was born club owner Shon Boulden’s newest business: Boober Eats.

The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver hot food to your door, started as a joke Boulden posted on social media. When people began seriously inquiring about orders, Boulden saw potential.

So, while the rest of Portland was hoarding toilet paper and pasta, he bought out one local store’s stock of pasties.

From 7 p.m. to 1 a.m., Boober Eats is offering the full menu from the Lucky Devil Lounge at the same prices. Delivery rates are generally $30, but vary depending on distance from the lounge.

“If someone wants to give us a couple hundred bucks to go to the coast, we’ll do it as long as the girls are taken care of,” Boulden said.

Popular orders include chicken fingers, steak bites and mini corndogs.

 

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Meh. Oregon. Who cares?
I kind of despite Portland, Oregon. News media likes to post articles about "Portland" without bothering to name the state, as if everyone is immediately supposed to know it is Oregon, so I immediately think Portland Maine, the only Portland I would GAF about. Then, I figure out it is Oregon. Big let-down!
 

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I kind of despite Portland, Oregon. News media likes to post articles about "Portland" without bothering to name the state, as if everyone is immediately supposed to know it is Oregon, so I immediately think Portland Maine, the only Portland I would GAF about. Then, I figure out it is Oregon. Big let-down!
What do the strippers look like in Portland, Maine?

Worth the trip?
 

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It blows my mind that people pay money for strippers, I could never understand paying Woman to see them naked and NOT being able to touch them. I would pay money for a hooker no problem but a stripper that I can’t touch? Yea that’s 100% for suckers
 

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It blows my mind that people pay money for strippers, I could never understand paying Woman to see them naked and NOT being able to touch them. I would pay money for a hooker no problem but a stripper that I can’t touch? Yea that’s 100% for suckers
If that's your idea of a strip club, maybe you should move back to Massachusetts.
 

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It blows my mind that people pay money for strippers, I could never understand paying Woman to see them naked and NOT being able to touch them. I would pay money for a hooker no problem but a stripper that I can’t touch? Yea that’s 100% for suckers
I don't even like using public restrooms, I couldn't imagine the bleach baths i would have to take after being with a hooker, but hey.. to each his own.
 

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If that's your idea of a strip club, maybe you should move back to Massachusetts.
Not sure I said anything about that being a strip club, in fact I know I definitely didn’t. Try reading it again, I said “Strippers” and I’m just fine right where I am in NH. If paying money to see woman naked and you can’t touch them is your thing then maybe you should move to Mass next to the Golden Banana
 

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Not sure I said anything about that being a strip club, in fact I know I definitely didn’t. Try reading it again, I said “Strippers” and I’m just fine right where I am in NH. If paying money to see woman naked and you can’t touch them is your thing then maybe you should move to Mass next to the Golden Banana
I normally associate strippers with strip clubs.

I could not imagine hiring a stripper to come to my house and being forbidden to touch them.

I can’t imagine a no contact stripper but I have heard of that in some jurisdictions. I just figured that was a NH thing since you are in NH.

I attended 2 bachelor parties with strippers.

They did everything under the sun with some of the attendees.

I’m a germophobe so I did not participate in that sort of deubachery.

My question for you is where are these no contact strippers if not in a strip club?
 

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My question for you is where are these no contact strippers if not in a strip club?
Where I was going with it is if I can’t bang them I don’t want to pay money to even feel them up. That’s me, unless I can get all of what I want I don’t pay, period end of discussion. I mean fine you can get a hot girl rubbing herself all over you and then get even more hot and bothered and all you can do is take care of yourself after when you get home right? I’d rather use pornhub for free.
 

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Where I was going with it is if I can’t bang them I don’t want to pay money to even feel them up. That’s me, unless I can get all of what I want I don’t pay, period end of discussion. I mean fine you can get a hot girl rubbing herself all over you and then get even more hot and bothered and all you can do is take care of yourself after when you get home right? I’d rather use pornhub for free.
Ok, ok. I get it now.

In this day and age I need papers.

I’ll pay my doc to look under the hood, if you pardon the pun.

Full battery of tests.
Exclusive rights.

Anything less and they get kicked to the curb.

38 seconds of fun is not worth a lifetime of regret.
 
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