police shoot to stop fight

Thank you for coming officers, my dog is in the back of my truck being attacked! Stand back, we'll handle this. Bam, bam, bam, bam... bam.... BOOM! There you are sir, your dog is no longer being attacked. I'm glad we could help. Oh, and sorry about the holes in your truck.
 
Police spokesperson's turn at the mic:

"Isolated incident. Nothing to see here. Go about your business. The officer(s) is(are) on paid administrative leave until a thorough investigation finds him/them inno...

Ahem, What I meant to say is that we'll update the proced... Haha!

I mean to say (hee hee) the department will be retrai... Bwahaha, oh come ON!

I almost got through it with a straight face this time!. Dammit! No, seriously. Go home or Fido gets it."
 
Back
Top Bottom