"The only thing that offends me about any of these pics is that they're not large enough for me to tack on my wall!"
Nonsense! I copied the "WE'LL Protect America!" one into WordPerfect and expanded it to 8 x 11. Looks real good inside my safe, next to " 'Bother!' said Pooh as he chambered another round" and "There is no place as dangerous as between a mother and her child."