Danks was running a promotion along the lines of creating your own doughnut. I remarked to a trooper buddy he should be able to win it hands down. A brief silence followed by his answer:
"Boston cream light and dark blue frosting" I walked away beaten.
This won't work in smaller towns, people that have lived here for a while get to know the whole police and fire department, and the dispatchers. I've known some of them since they taught D.A.R.E back when I was in 3rd or 4th grade lol