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People are marrying themselves.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by allen-1, May 15, 2017.

  1. RHJJ

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    Time to go flat tax.
     
  2. kman

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    Soooo...she's just bragging about being single then. Got it.
     
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  7. kman

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    I love the way you phrased that... I think you just summed up women
     
  8. namedpipes

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    Am I the only one curious about the honeymoon "festivities"?
     
  9. exodious

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    She's a home wrecker! [laugh2]

    Seriously though, how sad is that? Did her friends and family attend? Did her parents ask themselves where they went wrong?

    I get it if you decide for yourself that you don't want to marry anyone. But playing dress up and throwing an expensive party over it? That sounds like a cry for help, or at the very least the signs of an incredibly narcissistic person.
     
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  10. MachineHead

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    It's really going to get interesting if she files for a an RO against herself and applies for an LTC at the same time.
     
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  11. bluebanana

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    She can go and f*** herself [rofl]
     
  12. enbloc

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    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She already told herself twice...
     
  13. mclina

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    Why buy the cow when you are the cow?
     
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  14. Dennis in MA

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    Started in Japan, I believe. Some woman didn't want to get married but wanted a wedding. I call it "how can I flush $30,000 down the terlet for the hell of it." LOL
     
  15. mrmike7189

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    Crazy lesbians!
     
  16. je25ff

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    So can she file a joint tax return? Serious question.
     
  17. Broccoli Iglesias

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    If you can do that, then I would suggest anyone making under $80K should do it. Now you are a 2 people household making $80K, which means you can qualify for first time home buyers incentives and you can also purchase income restricted housing in nice neighborhoods and a flip it a few years later.
     
  18. MGnoob

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  19. je25ff

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    Would it mean you are in a different tax bracket though?
     
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    meh, I'm waiting until I can legally marry my children so I can leave them money tax free
     
  21. FPrice

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    If someone is bisexual and marries themselves, is it a heterosexual marriage?
     
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    Are you eavesdropping at my house?
     
  23. bostonasphalt2

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    eh, kinda dumb to go through all this hoopla to be married with yourself. If you are comfortable not being partnered with anyone else, you literally have to do NOTHING. So, the fact that people are going to go and do the ind shit this girl did, when she could have just cracked out a vibrator and gotten on with her day, is what is really stupid.
     
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  24. Broccoli Iglesias

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  25. CosmicIrony

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    She's cheating on herself!
     
  26. HarryPottar

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    Are there TAX benefits, can I marry myself and save some money with the TAX man.

    If I already have a wife and I marry myself is that bigamy?

    If I marry myself and get divorced , who gets what???

    If I marry myself and sleep with my wife does that count as a three way?

    so many questions.
     
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    You'd save a bundle on vacations . . . . [slap]
     
  28. je25ff

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    Seriously, can I change my tax situation if I marry myself? I will do it in a second.
     
  29. CosmicIrony

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    I hope you are aware that the estate tax doesn't apply until the estate is in the millions.
     
  30. Broccoli Iglesias

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    I was bored earlier and did some reading.
    1. You can marry yourself and still be married to someone else.
    2. No tax benefit. :(

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    A vibrator is not cheating.
     

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