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Peaches

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Nickle, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. Nickle

    Nickle

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    An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

    She replied: a can of peaches.

    The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

    The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

    The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

    Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

    He said, " What is it? "

    The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
     
  2. JonJ

    JonJ Moderator NES Member

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    [lol] [lol] [lol]
     
  3. BigWarden

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    Hehehehe ... Reminds me of my buddies Grandpa.

    True story. About 10 years ago his Mom got remarried, we both brought our girlfriends, and my bud's girl got rippin' drunk and dissappeared about halfway through the night (off in a ladies room somewhere getting sick) ... So, we're running aorund looking for her, while trying to continue to socialize, and take advantage of the open bar ...

    His Grandpa stops us and asks "What are you fellas up to?"

    My bud tells him "We're looking for Joanne, we haven't seen her for awhile".

    Grandpa looks at us and asks "What are you guys drinking tonight"?

    We reply "Vodka martinis".

    Grandpa: "Oh yeah ... How many have you had"?

    Us: "Uh, maybe 2 or 3"

    And Grandpa (in classic deadpan grandpa style) asks "How many of those do you suppose I'd need to drink to lose my wife"?
     
  4. C-pher

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    Now that's one cool grandpa.
     
  5. dreppucci007

    dreppucci007 Moderator NES Member

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    Grandpa is still working on bootin' her outta the house!
     

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