Ozzy Osbourne 'rushed to intensive care as health concerns worsen'

He's a testament to the amount of abuse the human body can take.

 

Legend of the Octopus - Wikipedia

 

He bit the head off of a bat.

Or was it a pidgin?

 

Get Well Soon! Ozzy!




You're a good Dad...

 

Saw the Stones 10 years ago at Fenway. Paid big bucks, saying to the wife, 'this is probably the last time we will get to see them. Mick is getting old for this, he is 65, how much longer can he keep doing this'. Fast forward to a month ago, bought to tix to see them at Gillette saying, 'this is probably the last time we will get to see them. Mick is getting old for this, he is 75, how much longer can he keep doing this...

I am sure Keith Richards has none of his original blood, it has all been transfused with some from a 20 year old olympian.

Same for Ozzy. He hopefully will get another go round.

 

I could have seen The Who and the Rolling Stones in 1983, but thought they were too old and past their prime then.

 

In other words, Ozzy has The Enzyme.
Sigh.

 

saw ozzie on 2 different british talk shows a while back and i'm telling you the persona he presented on those was a whole lot different than the bumbling, mumbling drug encased fool he likes us to see on some of these tv shows. he was in a suit and believe it or not, can speak clearly and articulately. the man can put a sentence together while speaking proper english. i was floored, if i met him in the street i may not have recognized him. the prince of darkness took the night off. ruined the whole effect for me.

 

View: https://youtu.be/JC5fp_RgOM4

 

I've been saying the same thing about AC/DC for the last 20 years. Saw Ozzy for the first time last year and was planning on trying to get tickets for the next leg of hist US tour this summer if any tickets get released at the last minute. Glad I didn't buy tickets when they first went on sale as it seems very likely more shows will get cancelled or postponed.

 

Keith Richards will outlive him

 

I think Keith Richards will outlive all of us lol

 

Is he still alive?

 

Spoiler: Not sure if serious

 

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• ozzyosbourne
  Feeling better after surgery. Ice cream helps
• ruby7315
  Ozzy...you crazy bastard..what ya do this time dingbat? Lol XO love ya
• cherylfamilant3284
  I can't believe a manicure did this!!
• msbonnie7
  Happiest of Birthdays to You OzzyI hope you have a Great 70th Birthday Feel BetterThank You for All the Greatest Memories in Rock n Roll✌❤️⚘
• lilsteetz
  ♥️♥️♥️♥️
• girlyestes1982
  Ozzy and your ice cream ❤️ Happy belated birthday Ozzy ❤️❤️❤️ You are the best!! Hope you are feeling better!
• nragusa23
  Can’t wait to get all the ice cream
• motherparisa
  @siryvarg
• siryvarg
  @motherparisa I guess that's what happens when you eat too many bats.
• asteroidshuh
  Sharon got breast cancer because she let Ozzy's friends up her back door 1972-1982. Ha
• trucknon
  This happens with SOME manicures
• charlif761
  Ozzy, you ROCK! No pun intended!
• sindybaure
• chalamorali
  Makyajsız tanıyamadim knk
• dead_by_sunrise_
  Your so f***ing Awesome Ozzy
• teilorx
  @firebrand_666
• wiley_patsy
  sending prayers your way I hope you feel better soon I have been a fan of yours for a long time
• kconn777
  Well you look like youre feeeling much better! Continued progress on feeling great❤️
• izanagifl9
• nickbarry333
  Get well soon brother from nick Jodie and family cant wait to see you in concert keep on rocking brother
• officialrivv
  I shouldve been here earlier to wish you better, ozz-man
• gina062671
  Glad to see your able to enjoy some ice cream . Love you long time !!!!
• mickgyles
  All the best mert Frum the black country. We lov ya mert... Yow "Rock On"
• andraderichard
  Owesome Mr. Osbourne. Glad to see u recovered.
• usersm422017
  ❤️

 

The Rich are Different Dept.​

If it was you or me,
you'd get a Hoodsie cup,
and be told to like it or lump it.

(Then again,
Grandma probably only gets sherbert.

But grandmas like sherbert,
so they got that going for them,
which is nice).

 

Ozzy has been brain dead for years,and Keith Rchards is proof that aliens do live among us.

 

The real story as told by Alice himself.....

 

So, you are saying he went to the Doctor, to see what he could give him....