Old one, but still funny

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There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The
toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the
Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am.
The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. the foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and
the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.

The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2
men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new
employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of
plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in
amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles
and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry,"
he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give
Elmo two test TICKLES".
 
You all suck! :P

My grandmother sent it to me... I guess it was funnier because I was reading it and hearing it in her voice.

Adam
 
MrsWildweasel said:
Surely you don't mean me. [twisted] [twisted] [wink]

NO! Because you didn't like my joke... That means you are OUT of the TOTALLY tasteless crowd...

You are gonna have to work EXTRA hard to get back in!

Adam
 
Yeah, but I am the one you have to watch out for. The quiet ones will always get you in the end. [lol] [lol] That's okay I definately like a challenge. [twisted]
 
MrsWildweasel said:
Yeah, but I am the one you have to watch out for. The quiet ones will always get you in the end. [lol] [lol] That's okay I definately like a challenge. [twisted]


Oh yeah... It's ON!
 
I disagree. It takes a very refined and discriminating sense of taste to be a able to create or identify these bits of art. Simply being crude, lewd and rude is hardly sufficient. If that were all it took my son's dog could do the job. It takes a lot more than simply licking your balls, letting frequent and foul farts, and taking dumps on the front porch.

Ken
 
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