Official Announcement

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Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Well, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
 

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Like my ole hunting buddy, Johnny "Effing" Kerry once asked,

"Can I get me a condom license here?".
 
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