NOT GUILTY: Miami Mami shoots back at armed home invaders

She has moxie. I like that she just calmly went and got the gun. She was very composed.

If I had to fault her for anything it would be for not carrying in her home....

Otherwise.....she did ok.
 
I know she's an Instagram Whore Influencer, but if the local news called and said they were coming over to interview you about the recent home invasion, how is that dress the choice you make on what to wear for your 15 minutes of fame?
 
She has moxie. I like that she just calmly went and got the gun. She was very composed.

Ya like it happenes all the time, WTF ? A Miami 'hoe' wanting to boost her internet rating....and 2 crooks who couldn't shoot straight. All about exposure, ya leg humping tards.....Nice 'cans' though. Only in Miami.
 
She has moxie. I like that she just calmly went and got the gun. She was very composed.

If I had to fault her for anything it would be for not carrying in her home....
I have a funny feeling it's not the first time that J-Ho has been engaged in gun play. Did you see how she racked that slide?

I know she's an Instagram Whore Influencer, but if the local news called and said they were coming over to interview you about the recent home invasion, how is that dress the choice you make on what to wear for your 15 minutes of fame?
You think they called? I'm betting that they just showed up and she was "working" from home. ;). Cuz Covid.
She turned off her "influencer" and her camera, grabbed what she wore to work, and answered the door . And SHE gave the video to the media. She was like... " You wanna see the surveilance video?"

Thank God she is smart enough to live in a state where she can protect her family
Even in Mass, if someone breaks in shooting, you can return fire. Yeah, it might be a hassle, but the insurance is relatively affordable. For under $500 you can get great coverage.
Not to be indelicate, but I suspect she did not choose where she lives as much as where grandpa's boat landed.

I know I shouldn't judge, but there is going to come a day when her kid finds out mom is a ho... and all his friends are going to.. nevermind
 
If I had to fault her for anything it would be for not carrying in her home....

Otherwise.....she did ok.
I don't think she had anywhere to holster it when they invaded. [rofl]

I know she's an Instagram Whore Influencer, but if the local news called and said they were coming over to interview you about the recent home invasion, how is that dress the choice you make on what to wear for your 15 minutes of fame?
Call it advertising for her "business"!
 
I know she's an Instagram Whore Influencer, but if the local news called and said they were coming over to interview you about the recent home invasion, how is that dress the choice you make on what to wear for your 15 minutes of fame?
If she had worn sweatpants and a hoodie, we wouldn't be here talking about her. Wearing that dress was free marketing and a smart business move.
 
Clam carry is always a possibility. A rather unsettling possibility, but a possibility nonetheless.
That would interfere with her business.

You guys questioning the appropriateness of her outfit have obviously never been to Miami!! That’s basically business casual!
For her business!
 
Smart money is on this being a publicity stunt.
If it was, it's a pretty ballsy one. A lot of shots were thrown with kids in the house, including one that went through the wall into the bedroom when the "influencer" was in there. I'm not sure they would have planned a stunt that came that close to taking out the talent.
 
If it was, it's a pretty ballsy one. A lot of shots were thrown with kids in the house, including one that went through the wall into the bedroom when the "influencer" was in there. I'm not sure they would have planned a stunt that came that close to taking out the talent.

wow, you really gave the footage an extremely close analysis. All in the name of Science I’m sure. [banana]
 
wow, you really gave the footage an extremely close analysis. All in the name of Science I’m sure. [banana]
Actually, I've already sent the clip to a number of my upcoming NRA Basics of Personal Protection in the Home students with a bit of annotated commentary.

The round that goes through the bedroom wall (and into the upper right corner of the TV) gives you an idea of "cover" in a normal home, and the husband running out and throwing a shot at the fleeing perps is also worthy of comment.

Some interesting lessons here.
 
Not gonna read the whole thread.

Great ass.

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I think blurring her butt was stupid. Not like you don't see that on Miami Beach every day anyhow.
 
(IN my best Shaggy voice): boom boom boombastic
Very fantastic
Made of plastic
Would take one for the team and disappoint the shit out of her her a couple of times tho.
 
Almost just posted this. 🤣
What’s great about that scene and one of my favorite films ever, is that Pacino really wanted to say “big” but said great instead.

By the time I get to Phoenix, she’ll be risin’...... [rofl]

Pornhub amateur turned Instagram model influencer turned hero....sure.

this guy gets it.
 
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