Northeastshooters.com T-Shirt thread.

[Admin]

I’m going to be making images for T-shirts, shirts, and sweatshirts for our forum. I need gun or shooting slogans to put on the backs of the shirt along with the northeastshooters.com logo.

Example: “If you can read this you're in Range…”

Please list them as you think of them. Once we have a decent selection of good ones I’ll get the images done and get the northeastshooters.com store up.

 

[Nickle]

I'd suggest "Don't run, you'll only die tired!", but that's very NON-PC.

I do suggest Premier instead of best in your logo, though. Sounds better, like this forum really is.

 

[dwarven1]

Here's a good one:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

And another:
What part of "shall not be infringed" did you not understand?

and some more...

Incoming fire has the right of way.

First they came for the cigarettes and I didn't speak up because I don't smoke. Then, they came for the alcohol, and I didn't speak up because I don't drink. When they came for the chocolate I reached for my gun and ...oops!

Government is non-consensual S&M with the second amendment as the only safeword

What's wrong with a waiting period before you publish a newspaper while the government checks the facts?

The first amendment is meaningless without the freedom to not discuss the second

The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government - Thomas Jefferson

Several of these are cheerfully stolen from www.nancybuttons.com

Ross

 

[C-pher]

Some that I've seen out and about.

2nd Amendment: The difference between Politicians and Rulers.

Happiness is a Belt Fed Weapon.

Get the Shotgun, that'll learn 'em!

80 Million Gun Owners Can't be wrong.

An Inalienable Right can not be Licensed.

Armed with a Fully-Automatic .357 Assault Revolver.

Double Tap has nothing to do with Draft Beer or Dancing.

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO DEFEND MYSELF . . . " - BRADY LAW SUPPORTER

Guns Cause Crime like Flies Cause Garbage.

Guns cause crime like a spoon made Rosie O'Donnell fat.

 

[Admin]

I can change that. Good suggestion Nickle, thanks.

 

[Admin]

Guns cause crime like a spoon made Rosie O'Donnell fat.

That's some funny shit. [lol] [lol]

I see I'm going to have to make a poll so we can choose our 5 or 10 most popular ones. Keep them coming.

 

[Lynne]

I vote for the 2nd Amendment being my 1st choice. My 2nd choice (for the ladies anyway) would be what Ross's tag line used to be. The one about a woman raped and killed is morally superior to another woman explaining how the perp got holes in him.

 

[dwarven1]

Here it is...

Gun control: the theory that a woman found raped & strangled in an alley is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to the police how a rapist got that hole blown in him.

And another...

But the simple truth — born of experience — is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people.
- Judge Kozinski, Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, May 6th, 2003

Ross

 

[Lynne]

Here it is...

Gun control: the theory that a woman found raped & strangled in an alley is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to the police how a rapist got that hole blown in him.

That's the one!!

 

[KMaurer]

For the SF contingent, there's always the classic "The right to buy weapons is the right to be free," curtesy of Robert Hedrock (living temporarily in the guise of A.E. van Vogt).

Ken

 

[dwarven1]

For the SF contingent, there's always the classic "The right to buy weapons is the right to be free," curtesy of Robert Hedrock (living temporarily in the guise of A.E. van Vogt).

Now, that'd be a great name for a gun store..." The Weapon Shop of Isher".

Ross

 

[Moderator]

Northeast shooter - noun
One who believes in freedom.
One who shoots guns.
One who makes fun of Liberals.

“The only thing bigger then our guns is Kennedy’s mouth.”

“We’ve killed less people then Ted Kennedy.”

“Who says there’s nothing but porn on the net?”

“All for one and Guns for all”

“I sold my house to buy more guns”

“The more the guns the more the fun”

“Guns are gods little way of saying be vigilant.”

“I get my guns from Gitmo Bay”

 

[dwarven1]

“We’ve killed less people then Ted Kennedy.”

Uh... knowing how many ex- and current mil types there are on this board, not to mention LEO, I'd bet money that this is NOT true.

[added later] I'm also smart enough to NOT ask... I'm just assuming that it's true.

Close, but no banana.

Ross

 

[Moderator]

good point, I stand corrected

 

[Lynne]

But NOT as civilians!!!!!!!!!!!! (and that's the point)

 

[C-pher]

Now this is funny.

Or the one you see at ever show.

Gun control is being able to hit your target

Assault Crime Not Weapons

Wanted: Responsible Moral Adults

We Support A Woman's Right To Choose 911 Or 9 mm

Step 1 Registration, Step 2 Confiscation

First, Hitler Registered Guns

Over 83,000 Armed Citizens Have Behaved Decently Today

 

[Lynne]

Over 83,000 Armed Citizens Have Behaved Decently Today

That should be "Over 80 Million Armed Citizens Behaved Decently Today."

 

[Moderator]

But NOT as civilians!!!!!!!!!!!! (and that's the point)

That's where I was going, But I'll take what I can get.

 

[Lynne]

But NOT as civilians!!!!!!!!!!!! (and that's the point)

That's where I was going, But I'll take what I can get.

I know. I was coming to your rescue. [lol]

 

[Moderator]

I can think of many of theese so let me know If I start annoying some of you.

"Our actions speak for our guns."
"I post all day on northeastshooters.com and all I got was this lousy shirt."
"GUN, Don't leave home without it"
"Maybe I Don't need 17 guns, But it keeps the neighbors kids off my lawn"

 

[C-pher]

"Maybe I Don't need 17 guns, But it keeps the neighbors kids off my lawn"

That's great. I vote to add this to the list.

 

[Lynne]

"Maybe I Don't need 17 guns, But it keeps the neighbors kids off my lawn"

That's great. I vote to add this to the list.

Yeah - that'll help our image. [lol] [lol] [lol]

 

[C-pher]

"Maybe I Don't need 17 guns, But it keeps the neighbors kids off my lawn"

That's great. I vote to add this to the list.

Yeah - that'll help our image. [lol] [lol] [lol]

Yea, I guess that you're right. But it's still funny.

 

[Lynne]

My gun is like my American Express card. I never leave home without it.

 

[KMaurer]

Now, that'd be a great name for a gun store..." The Weapon Shop of Isher".

I've had this idea in the back of my mind since I was about 15 of someday having a gun shop with that motto as a big neon sign. I've since replaced that with a big holographic sign as a more faithful rendition of the original.

Ken

 

[Moderator]

 

[dwarven1]

Now, that'd be a great name for a gun store..." The Weapon Shop of Isher".

I've had this idea in the back of my mind since I was about 15 of someday having a gun shop with that motto as a big neon sign. I've since replaced that with a big holographic sign as a more faithful rendition of the original.

Hell, I've been wishing I could get out of telecom and into something more in line with my hobbies (guns, bikes and antique watches) - but MA is NOT the place to open a new gun store. [cry]

Ross

 

[Moderator]

Hell, I've been wishing I could get out of telecom and into something more in line with my hobbies (guns, bikes and antique watches) - but MA is NOT the place to open a new gun store. [cry]

Ross

Move to Arizona, kids got gunracks on there BMX's

 

[SiameseRat]

Derek, first request- I want my sweatshirt to be a hoodie. Zip or pullover, either way. But I MUST have a hood

And second, here are a couple of quotes:

"The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject" -Marcus Aurelius

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" -Isaac Asmiov

"It is dangerous to be right when the government it wrong" -Voltaire

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government" -Edward Abbey

"There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is The Bill of Rights." -General Smedley Butler

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when government fears the people there is liberty." -Thomas Jefferson

 

[SiameseRat]

I thought a lot of those quotes were applicable to gun rights, and far more poignant because I hijacked them from a pansy liberal anti-war site.