Somewhere in NES is an LEO quote saying that they'd only arrest
for guns sitting unsecured on a different floor of a licensee's house
than where the licensee was at the moment.
If I got jacked up for unsecured guns I would be highly motivated to find that quote,
no matter how little probative value it provided my defense.
Stop me if I'm wrong, but am I the first in this thread to think that
if the dope just left them in the trunk of his car
and STFU when the cops arrived for the false burglar alarm,
he'd be vacationing in the North Woods right now?