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No wonder kids can't spell...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Lynne, Nov 27, 2005.

  1. Lynne

    Lynne

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    (You Marines will like #18. [lol] )

    These allegedly are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district.

    Spellings have been left intact. Most of them are funny, but some are just sad.

    1-- my son is under a doctor's care and should not take pe today. Please execute him.

    2-- please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot

    3-- dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

    4-- please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

    5-- please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

    6-- john has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

    7-- carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

    8-- megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

    9-- chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

    10-- please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

    11-- please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. Note: [words in ( )'s were crossed out. (love it! :)

    12-- please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

    13-- irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

    14-- please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. {you know, this could be legit! }

    15-- i kept billie home because she had to go christmas shopping because don't know what size she wear.

    16-- please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday.we thought it was sunday.

    17-- sally won't be in school a week from friday. we have to attend her funeral.

    18-- my daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. {i absolutely love that one!}

    19-- please excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

    20-- please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

    21-- gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

    22-- please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

    23-- maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
     

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