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New State Slogans

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by cdkayak, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. cdkayak


    Mar 21, 2005
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    New State Slogans

    Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
    Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
    Arizona But It's A Dry Heat
    Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything
    California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

    Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
    Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
    Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
    Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids, And Our Voting Skills
    Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism

    Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
    Idaho More Than Just Potatoes, Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
    Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
    Indiana Tsunami-free for 2 Billion Years
    Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas First Of The Rectangle States
    Kentucky Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names
    Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
    Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt
    Michigan First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
    Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
    Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
    Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections
    Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest
    Nevada Hookers and Poker
    New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone
    New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Slogan? I Got Yer ##$%##! Slogan Right Here

    New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets
    New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney, And No Right To Self Defense
    North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable
    North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States
    Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing
    Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
    Pennsylvania Cook With Coal
    Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island
    South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

    South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota
    Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
    Texas Don't Mess with Texas
    Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    Vermont Ay, Yep

    Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix
    Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor (Or Just Say WA!)
    West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really
    Wisconsin Come Cut Cheese
    Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

  2. dreppucci007

    dreppucci007 Moderator NES Member

    Nov 18, 2005
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    Life Free or Die
  3. Bruce for NH State Rep

    Bruce for NH State Rep

    May 19, 2005
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    Brentwood, NH
    I'm sticking with "Massachusetts: Live Free or Here".

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