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New State Slogans

Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
Arizona But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas Literacy Ain't Everything
California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids, And Our Voting Skills
Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho More Than Just Potatoes, Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana Tsunami-free for 2 Billion Years
Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt
Michigan First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
Minnesota 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections
Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada Hookers and Poker
New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Slogan? I Got Yer ##$%##! Slogan Right Here

New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney, And No Right To Self Defense
North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States
Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania Cook With Coal
Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
Texas Don't Mess with Texas
Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont Ay, Yep

Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix
Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor (Or Just Say WA!)
West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really
Wisconsin Come Cut Cheese
Wyoming Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
 
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