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NES is a bad influence....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by upcountry, May 24, 2019.

  1. upcountry

    upcountry NES Member

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    My wife had a doctors appointment this week. She came home and started talking about the new receptionist. I kicked into auto pilot and before I could stop myself said "Was she hot?"
    Turned out to be a bad idea.
     
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    Gator9329 That Guy NES Member

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    First, Is your wife guilty or not guilty?
     
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  3. smokey-seven

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    Internet habits are hard to hide.
     
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    Well, is the receptionist hot or not?
     
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  5. allen-1

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    well, you know -

    bang your wife, double decker your own toilet and throw your keys on the roof...

    what can I say?
     
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    nes helped me hone my sarcastic wit and hard candy shell.
     
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    'i see you're here for your rectal exam, mr. isotox."

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    If your wife got mad at the question, then you have your answer.
     
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    Look at it as a relationship building experience. We're here to help.
     
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    A bad day on NES beats a good day doing yard work, any day...... bad habits are bound to happen. There is a certain dialogue and choice of words that I use at work that I'm careful not to bring home with me, gotta balance that sh*t out!
     
  12. snax

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    I worked for a company about 20 years ago that hired a good looking receptionist (she was my age st the time) . We were having a team meeting where the boss mentioned he hired a new receptionist. After mentioning this, boss looked right at me, in front of the team (about 10 of us maybe) said "leave her alone"
     
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  13. ThePreBanMan

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    I do shit like that all the time..... For example, every time this commercial comes on:

    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnJgbjjBemg

    ....and the hot mama says that's not daddy, and the kid says yes it is, I can't help but blab out in an intentionally creepy voice, that's right I'm your daddy....
     
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    Did the doctor ask of she felt safe at home and are there any guns there.
     
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    FIFY

    This phrase never gets old.....
     
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  16. Dennis in MA

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    Double decker is when you had Taco Bell for the last 2 meals before doing so.
     
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    Yes. My wife has a lovely husky voice, and a phrase "I don't fcking think so", used typically when I say things like "yep, you cooked, you clean". So, it's a household phrase.

    I was in court a number of years ago, for yet another child support hearing, and the judge said something outrageous to me, I opened my mouth and what came out was "I don't " and I stopped and said "No sir".

    My wife looked at me afterwards and said, 'You were about to say "I don't fcking think so" to the judge, weren't you?". Yup. That would not have gone over so well.

    I have said it in a meeting to my boss. It just popped out one day. Fortunately he's used to my general attitude and just laughed.
     
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    Don't blame us for your lack of self control, i actually thought this was going to be a firearm purchase rant, lol ...

    I think your wife tricked you by changing the subject, maybe she went to the doctor and found out she's having someone else's baby ... you better go confirm and ask that hottie receptionist ...
     
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    Word of advice. The next time your wife asks you to help clean the house or do the laundry do not joke around and say "But that's women's work"..... The end result is NOT good even though you were were joking....
     
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    If you don't treat your wife nicely she will confiscate your replica Mini-14.
     
  21. upcountry

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    My wife is definitely not guilty.
    I'm a lucky guy to have her by my side. She knows me well enough to know when I'm being an idiot.
     
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    I joined this site thinking it was northeast's hooters, and later got into guns after reading 100 threads and figuring out this is a gun forum and not a daylady echo chamber hugbox sewing circle jerk.
     
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    You think NES is bad you should try /pol/ for 10 years and see what THAT does to you.
     
  24. PaulR

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    24 posts and I'm still waiting for pics............
     
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    Right idea, wrong place and time.
     
  26. HorizontalHunter

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    A true NES’r would ask her to make you a sammich before she got started.:D

    Bob
     
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    A few nights ago neither of us felt like cooking, so I said I'd go pick up if she phoned in an order to XYZ.

    I got home and said, "I didn't know you had a twin sister working at XYZ!"

    Her, with cocked eyebrow: "Oh?"

    Me: "Yeah, same haircut you had the night we met, same strong features. Totally hot!"

    Her: "I'm not quite sure how to take that, but you can't go there by yourself any more."
     
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    How old is she now?
     
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  30. Mr.E

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    This thread deserves receptionist and wife pics at this point , I’ll be back later to check on the progress
     
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