... I'm 26. I'm taking night classes to finish my degree. I've been working full time since I was 17. I founded and ran a dog rescue for 4 years. I am self employed, and currently starting my own business. I'm not some "lil college kid." Nice try though.
You didn't hurt my feelings, you just made yourself look like a total jackass. Most especially because I said right in the first post, "I'm not asking you to do any work here, or "do my homework," just input on fallacies you know if you have any. ... And keep the wiseass comments to yourself if you have them. I'm not in the mood. Just seeing if anyone can help me, that's all." Which I specifically said because I knew that someone on this site just wouldn't be able to read through a post without being a jackass. No one is making you respond to this post. You could have read it and just moved on. No need to comment and be rude.
Getting the fallacies themselves in one of 8 parts needed for this assignment. Trust me, no one is doing my homework for me.
Thank you to everyone else who has been helping!