Need a friend in southern NH to help me out !

[Mtn_Guy]

Don't you try to hide your crimes?

 

[AllaSnackbah]

Don't you try to hide your crimes?

Depends... gun crimes or sex crimes?

 

[Marty McFly]

Depends... gun crimes or sex crimes?

Sex of course

 

[kerryman71]

Well if you posted in the "New Folks Check In and Say Hi #4" sticky, maybe things would've gone differently!! Too late now!!

 

[AllaSnackbah]

Sex of course

I mean its kinda hard to hide sodomy after the factwhen you're dealing with a guy like atilla, have you ever listened to the guy pee?

 

[Marty McFly]

I mean its kinda hard to hide sodomy after the factwhen you're dealing with a guy like atilla, have you ever listened to the guy pee?

It's not his fault his stream is shakey.
I've paid him to pee

 

[jamesolof]

NES - "aLL gUn lAwS aRe iNfRinGeMeNtS!"

Also NES - "iT sOuNdS lIkE yOu WaNt To dO sOmEtHiNg iLLeGaL!"

I am so happy someone else sees this

 

[jamesolof]

Don't you try to hide your crimes?

Just waiting for someone to DM me

 

[Mtn_Guy]

It's not his fault his stream is shakey.
I've paid him to pee

 

[Marty McFly]

View attachment 623422

Long story. But long story short. He made good money. @AllaSnackbah caused the streaming issues

 

[Mtn_Guy]

Just waiting for someone to DM me

 

[Reptile]

Depends... gun crimes or sex crimes?

If you wear Depends before your intended sex crimes - you plans my have come to a premature end before they even started.

 

[Marty McFly]

If you wear Depends before your intended sex crimes - you plans my have come to a premature end before they even started.

Dude you of all people know it's not an end. Just a squishy beginning

 

[Bfatz]

View: https://youtu.be/K-Zj4oI4L4M

 

[Reptile]

Dude you of all people know it's not an end. Just a squishy beginning

 

[Kevin_NH]

FWIW, I once responded positively to a request for a favor by a first time poster, and it worked out well.

Notice that Thudinien actually outlined what he was looking for right out of the gate, rather than posting a cryptic "help me out" thread.

 

[enbloc]

Depends... gun crimes or sex crimes?

Aren't they the same...?

 

[Zappa]

Literally every paranoid member of this forum is jumping at the opportunity to get a funny joke in.

Not all of us are paranoid, and not all of us are funny, but most of us are cynics (for good reasons) and treat things with a high degree of caution and skepticism.

Then on the other hand, some of us are just wisecracking a$$holes who have a talent for finding humor in even the grimmest of circumstances.

Words to live by:


View: https://youtu.be/J3qrWOOposQ

 

[Brin747]

Yeah, so

I am literally just hopping on a firearms forum because I'm new to the area - was not aware yall are so jumpy

And you are literally asking someone to do something illegal for you...good luck with that...

 

[kerryman71]

FWIW, I once responded positively to a request for a favor by a first time poster, and it worked out well.

Notice that Thudinien actually outlined what he was looking for right out of the gate, rather than posting a cryptic "help me out" thread.

I think I just read/heard that they are done with brewing.

 

[enbloc]

"Just because we're paranoid doesn't mean there NOT watching us..."

 

[AllaSnackbah]

I DM'd OP and just in case anyone was wondering he is not willing to trade that sweet bussy for the aforementioned favor(s).

 

[PATRON]

I am literally just hopping on a firearms forum because I'm new to the area - was not aware yall are so jumpy

 

[Kevin_NH]

I think I just read/heard that they are done with brewing.

That's what reminded me.
What has the world come to when monks give up on beer?

 

[AFAR/PFAR]

I am in Boston & need a favor from a buddy in SNH

Dude, if you're in Boston, just drive.

Sketch out the details if it is something like loading a safe in a truck or similar you might get some help for a 6 pack of decent beer.

You're closer to southern NH than I am.

edit to add:

Just waiting for someone to DM me

It sounds like you're new to forums. That isn't how this works with new members.

 

[lowbuckbob]

Hi Maura