name that ... weapon!

[Boris]

I didn't know where to post this, the milsurp collectors forum or nucular weapons forum ... but I'm pretty positive that answer is out there. Just for the record, I have no idea what the answer is. Check this out, yo:

here we see a comrade with an RPG7 (always a good choice) and another dude with a hand grenade (because he can throw that further than RPG flies) and a nice milled AK. The woman-comrade has an AK behind her back as a backup, however she chooses to wield as her primary weapong of choice ... an unknown contraption that got entire Pentagon in a state of panic, WTF is it??? Can you help id this thing?

The weapon looks like a double sex dildo, with huge spike going into your ass meanwhile a big bag of plastic explosives cradling your balls. Whatever it is, **** this shit, I am not going to invade China until I get some kevlar underwear.

 

[Dench]

It's a Type 69, not RPG-7

 

[1919FAN]

Looks like some sort of improvised guerrila type satchel charge !

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maybe to disable a tank track .

 

[Dirtypacman]

It does look like it could be either explosives or some sort of incendiary device. Either way I don't want to see that group of mofos coming into my town.

 

[Infinite Jester]

Or she's just delivering a nice rack of dinner rolls.

 

[FreeWillie]

Is Chinese plow. Place thing that looks like ass dildo into hands, put shoulder into pad, shove plow blade into soil and make food for Glorious Emperor and brave comrades.

Chinese women are not allowed real weapons.... much to dangerous.

 

[MichaelJR]

I'm going with no trucks allowed on this one, it's 100% anti-capitalist dinner rolls.

 

[Twigg]

Crude bangalore torpedo ?

 

[enbloc]

Satchel charge for tank tracks.

 

[MisterHappy]

It's rope, for the capatalists to hang themselves with.

Or the rolls.

I like rolls, with butter.

 

[rudiewhitebwoy]

Looks like some type of bread or cheese upside down on a stick, is this part of the proposed cheese making class @ Petersham. A follow up to the canning class?

 

[Twigg]

Looks like some type of bread or cheese upside down on a stick, is this part of the proposed cheese making class @ Petersham. A follow up to the canning class?

Tactical cheese !

 

[jaymce]

I don't know what it is but if someone can figure it out I bet Boris will have one made in a week from a pile of twigs some tin cans and duct tape while drinking vodka and quoting Tolstoy and some obscure communist manifesto. .. can't wait. .. pulling for 1, 000, 000 hits in a day on this one.

 

[enbloc]

I believe the wooden "clip" keeps in on the tank track until detonated, causing a mobility kill.

 

[June4th]

It's an explosive pack, commonly used as bunker busters before 60's. One of the hailed heroes in the Chinese Civil War, Cunrui Dong, was immortalized in his pose when he took out an enemy bunker holding the charge under an enemy firing position, Muslim style:

 

[enbloc]

Now that's what I call tamping an explosives charge!

 

[el duderino]

Pitchfork ak, she laughs at your shovel

 

[AllaSnackbah]

screw the dildo they should be worried about the army of bicyclists riding tandem in the background

 

[Infinite Jester]

I'm going with no trucks allowed on this one, it's 100% anti-capitalist dinner rolls.

And I remember when you used to get them with every Chinese food delivery too.

 

[rupluggedin]

The dude that looks like a lady is holding a ,I`m a gonna fork you.

 

[WallHack]

Is NES pro-dinner roll?

 

[50 BMG]

I don't know what it is but if someone can figure it out I bet Boris will have one made in a week from a pile of twigs some tin cans and duct tape while drinking vodka and quoting Tolstoy and some obscure communist manifesto. .. can't wait. .. pulling for 1, 000, 000 hits in a day on this one.

THIS!!!!!! I laughed when I read Boris post but this had me in tears I laughed some much...

 

[ISOTOX]

Shirt's cleaned and pressed.....

 

[Billsail]

And I remember when you used to get them with every Chinese food delivery too.

This is another one of the great 'American' traditions that we've lost. Even the Chinese joints are depriving us of our daily bread.

 

[TomH]

Or she's just delivering a nice rack of dinner rolls.

That was my guess, straight out of a brick oven! A comrade has to eat.

 

[CRSIII]

Tactical cheese !

I just cut the tactical cheese.
First time I have peace and quiet all weekend.

 

[lowbuckbob]

It's a dim sum server. There are steamed pork buns in there...

 

[center442]

Bags of rice. The big wooden thing is to stir it in the pot while it's cooking so it doesn't burn. It's the Chinese version of "make me a sammich!"

 

[Billsail]

There has to be a Red Army operative reading this! Help us out WILL YA! Unless it's a state secret of course.

 

[Busa]

Page 14 have something close called a pole charge.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/30081845/TC-5-31-Guide-to-Viet-Cong-Boobytraps-and-Mines-1967