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Name that joke....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by centermass181, Jul 13, 2005.

  1. centermass181

    centermass181 NES Member

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    ok, weve got Name that tune, Name that line...


    How about name the joke.....

    last guy post the punchline, you guess the joke. Theres enough of them out there that have been recycled that it should be a little different....

    here you go:


    "silly rabbi, kick are for trigs"





    Sorry, now that Im a post whore, Im scratching to get my 5 stripes.
     
  2. FPrice

    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    Here's one for you:

    The first cannibal replies, "Stop eating so fast!".
     
  3. TonyD

    TonyD One Shot One Maggie's Drawers

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    I'm confused...really.
     
  4. Lynne

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    "Silver, you twit, I said POSSE!"
     
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    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    Lynne,

    I am sooo embarassed! [oops]
     
  6. Lynne

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    It's actually a pretty clean joke. [lol]
     
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    TonyD One Shot One Maggie's Drawers

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    I have one but it is SO un-PC.
     
  8. Lynne

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    So what's stopping you???
     
  9. centermass181

    centermass181 NES Member

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    see....Lynne's was funny without the joke.

    so, the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
     
  10. Lynne

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    I know that one! [lol]
     
  11. TonyD

    TonyD One Shot One Maggie's Drawers

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    Nah, it'd probably be against CoC and I'm one that is supposed to be upholding that.
     
  12. Lynne

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    So send it to me PM!! (now that he has my curiosity piqued)
     
  13. FPrice

    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    Me Too! Me Too!
     
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    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    So the Chief turms to the Missionary and says;

    "You no tell on me, I no tell on you.".
     
  15. Adam_MA

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    So Mother Superior says

    "Well then move over, I guess I've got to gargle"

    Adam
     
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    Oh man, that's a great joke.


    Ok, what about this..


    "Shoot the dog, SHOOT THE DOG!!!"
     
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    So the Duck says, "Put it on my bill!".
     
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    For the ebonics-lover in you:

    "That's nacho cheese, that's nacho cheese!"
     
  19. centermass181

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    dude, you dont understand....Chunks is my dog.
     
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    That one's definitely non-PC. I know this joke.
     
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    See what bugs me is I only know about 60% of these punchlines. We need a second page where the jokes are listed for sad, joke-deficient people like me.
     
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    Yeah, but that particular joke is VERY "racy".
     
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    I can imagine it's got something to do with one guy talking about "vomiting" but if not, then that would be funny, too.
     
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    Yea, I haven't heard it either. But that's what I was thinking when I heard the punch line.
     
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    THAT is a good one.
     
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    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    centermass181...

    Do you know the joke? If not, I can PM it to you.
     
  29. PlaymoreMinds

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    I Know that one (friend of mine tells every nun joke)
    On those lines:

    "You woulda thought the first would have noticed..."
     
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