Lank
NES Member
Don't come to Maine it sucks really bad. The food is aweful, the pay is nothing, the jobs all suck, the housing is old and smelly, the ground sucks for raising crops, the rivers don't have any real fish in thm, the gun laws suck, housing and groceries are high, the hospitals and schools are staffed by idiots, the taxes are really high, the state house is run by dems, the roads are full of pot holes, the electric only works sometimes, the deer all died 4 winters ago, the small game all got et by the coydogs, the trees stopped running sap during the depression, the ocean and lakes are frozen solid 60% of the time, the beaches are rocky, when the ocean is not frozen the temp is only 52, the winters are long, hard, and did I say long, none of the roads ever get plowed either, did I mention the winters are long and there is a lot of snow to shovel, the gun stores are all run by thieves, the cars all need a paint job, the stores sell cloths 5 years out of fashion, the malls are small, the police are corrupt, the politcians are all on the take, the mafia owns all the pizza places and the pizza all sucks, the women are ugly, chain smoke, are fat and are ex-convicts, did I mention the winters are long and very very cold and finally it just is not place for a real man to live.
Stay in MA or move to NH. If I could and when I get out of jail, that is where I am moving.
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