I watched the animated Jif (heh). How many times does someone get to try to hit me before I get to react? Asking for a friend?No idea if she started the fight, but based on the first 10 seconds of the clip (on silent) my apology would read something like:
Dear Officer Friendly, I'm sorry you're such a woosie you can't take a slap like a man (and go downhill from there)
Full disclosure, for all I know she's the reason the cops showed up in the first place. She may have agitated the entire situation.
"Guilty" or not**, she seems like the kind of lady that would be highly entertaining to date.
** Video was fuzzy