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Miss America contest cancels swimsuit competition...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by richc, Jun 5, 2018.

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    "I would bottom you so hard"

    What are T-shirts I don't own, Alex?
     
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    So, one detail I missed.... Normally Miss America goes on to the Miss Universe contest. They will still have swimwear, right? They didn't change both competitions did they?
     
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    Awesome. So, the first thing that comes to mind is that the Miss America contest organizers are being hypocritical. If they really found swimwear so appalling, they should boycott Miss Universe by refusing to send a contestant to that competition. After all, the winner of Miss America is going to have to wear swimwear to participate in Miss Universe. Did they not think this through?
     
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    Perhaps NES should get together and submit and entry to the Miss America contest?

    Someone who is non-gender binary, hairy and smells like a gun show bathroom?

    :)
     
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    Miss Universe/Miss USA-since '52/Miss Teen USA are owned by the Miss Universe Org.

    Miss America is the oldest, since 1921, and is independent. Not wearing bikinis anymore.

    Now I'm not cornfused.
     
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    I would volunteer but I am neither hairy nor smelly so I may not qualify. I am willing to self identify as an Asian female though. That won't fool anyone, but no one has the right to tell me I am not Asian female.
     
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    Well as long as you wear a full burka...and shave....
     
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    "I will give you a million dollars to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you're an Indian," he said. "I have a feeling she will say no."

    Fricking Trump! He pulls no punches. How can Pocahontas defend against that...it is the obvious answer....if she has Indian blood, a simple DNA test will tell that!
     
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