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wolf223
i was going to post this in the mil peeps section, but figured you guys would get a laugh out of this. my son WAS due to fly back today from xxxxxxxxxx, but he missed his flight. so he got another night with his grandparents....
my ex-MIL just called me frantic. OMG! wolf223jr has 3 bullets in his bag! 3 bullets fell out of his bag!!!!
now, i'm thinking NFW... maybe his aunts boyfriend used the bag or something... i know it wasn't me because the bag my son is actually my gym bag.![ROFL [rofl] [rofl]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/013.gif)
me: really?
her: yeah! omg! omg! omg!
me: um, that bag has NEVER seen the range. EVER. can you describe the rounds?
her: well, they are pointy, and they look like the tip of a cross tip screw driver....
me: they sound like hollow points. can you describe how long they are?
her: omg! omg! omg! they are about a inch long, and look like bullets.
![ROFL [rofl] [rofl]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/013.gif)
me: where were they? how did you find them? keep in mind that my range bag is upstairs in my attic
her: i know wolf223! but how did they get there?
me: can you please calm down and tell me where they were and how you found them. that's my gym bag, i've never loaded any guns or ammo in that bag.
her: well, i was loading Libby's flag and they fell out.
PROBLEM SOLVED, problem staying solved. libby is my ex-wife. my son's mom. my son's mom died almost a year ago. she's a veteran. she got a full military burial honor.![Laugh [laugh] [laugh]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/012.gif)
so i explained that those are blank rounds, and the NCOIC or OIC of the burial team usually stick three rounds in the flag, spent cases from the "21 gun salute" when they present the flag to the next of kin.
her: omg! omg! grandpa wolf223 is gonna freak out tomorrow. can wolf223jr travel with ammo?
me: listen, i'll call grandpa wolf223 and explain it to him as well. when he checks the boy's bag, he needs to let the ticket agent know that he's traveling with his mom's flag, who had a burial detail and the 3 spent blank rounds are part of the burial detail and the nation's small token of their appreciation for her service. if they have any questions, give them my .mil e-mail and phone and i will explain this to them as well.
the kid will travel home with his mom's flag. end of discussion.
news tomorrow... 11 y/o arrested for possession of ammunition w/o an FID. eF you massachusetts. my son will bring back his mom's flag.![Laugh [laugh] [laugh]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/012.gif)
RIP you crazy lady...![Smile [smile] [smile]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/001.gif)
my ex-MIL just called me frantic. OMG! wolf223jr has 3 bullets in his bag! 3 bullets fell out of his bag!!!!
now, i'm thinking NFW... maybe his aunts boyfriend used the bag or something... i know it wasn't me because the bag my son is actually my gym bag.
![ROFL [rofl] [rofl]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/013.gif)
me: really?
her: yeah! omg! omg! omg!
me: um, that bag has NEVER seen the range. EVER. can you describe the rounds?
her: well, they are pointy, and they look like the tip of a cross tip screw driver....
me: they sound like hollow points. can you describe how long they are?
her: omg! omg! omg! they are about a inch long, and look like bullets.
![ROFL [rofl] [rofl]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/013.gif)
![ROFL [rofl] [rofl]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/013.gif)
me: where were they? how did you find them? keep in mind that my range bag is upstairs in my attic
her: i know wolf223! but how did they get there?
me: can you please calm down and tell me where they were and how you found them. that's my gym bag, i've never loaded any guns or ammo in that bag.
her: well, i was loading Libby's flag and they fell out.
PROBLEM SOLVED, problem staying solved. libby is my ex-wife. my son's mom. my son's mom died almost a year ago. she's a veteran. she got a full military burial honor.
![Laugh [laugh] [laugh]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/012.gif)
so i explained that those are blank rounds, and the NCOIC or OIC of the burial team usually stick three rounds in the flag, spent cases from the "21 gun salute" when they present the flag to the next of kin.
her: omg! omg! grandpa wolf223 is gonna freak out tomorrow. can wolf223jr travel with ammo?
me: listen, i'll call grandpa wolf223 and explain it to him as well. when he checks the boy's bag, he needs to let the ticket agent know that he's traveling with his mom's flag, who had a burial detail and the 3 spent blank rounds are part of the burial detail and the nation's small token of their appreciation for her service. if they have any questions, give them my .mil e-mail and phone and i will explain this to them as well.
the kid will travel home with his mom's flag. end of discussion.
news tomorrow... 11 y/o arrested for possession of ammunition w/o an FID. eF you massachusetts. my son will bring back his mom's flag.
![Laugh [laugh] [laugh]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/012.gif)
RIP you crazy lady...
![Smile [smile] [smile]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/001.gif)