MILFS demand action - and EveryTown isn't happy...

[556USER]

I have never seen a MILF.

Are you a teenage boy who hasn't "broadened his horizons" yet?

 

[GaryO]

How them milfs look

This is the new milf. Ooh hot stuff!

 

[watchman]

Don't worry if the Milfs are cancelled we still got Hotties as a back up! Last option is Alaska where Karens work!

 

[greencobra]

I have never seen a MILF.

at my age a milf looks like a young girl. funny how that works out cause i don't remember when milfs were older than me.

 

[DecOFlaherty]

at my age a milf looks like a young girl. funny how that works out cause i don't remember when milfs were older than me.

So, on to GILFs?

 

[Lank]

Gotta get out more.

I've seen a bunch.

No shit. Best part of kids soccer is milfs.

 

[Jttgspring]

I was led to believe there were MILFs in here….Id like my 5 minutes back…

 

[Coyote33]

There's a new thing on campus:

 

[enbloc]

So, on to GILFs?

OILF...

 

[Matt_SERE]

There's a new thing on campus:

Divorcée ?

 

[ThePreBanMan]

Divorcée ?

Trans?

 

[SKumar]

I have never seen a MILF.

Don't listen to the haters. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

 

[Knuckle Dragger]

Parody is an allowed use of a trademark right?

As far as I know, it is!

Gotta get out more.

I've seen a bunch.

Damn straight Skippy.

 

[Dennis in MA]

Parody is an allowed use of a trademark right?

Ummmm, litigated by none other than the man who made his career out of it. . . . Weird Al Yankovic. I forget who sued him but they lost epically. "Yeah, it's parody. Get over it." was the ruling. LOL

 

[babygorilla]

This is the new milf. Ooh hot stuff! View attachment 535920

Nah, that's a Jigglypuff.

 

[Dante231]

Best MILF viewing: Charlestown, where every one is walking a dog, pushing a stroller and wearing yoga pants (the good kind). 2nd: Wegmans on a Sunday morning

 

[knoxy]

This thread needs MILF pics!

 

[426wedge]

I have never seen a MILF.

If you are married with children, you did...and you did

 

[wilson911]

If you are married with children, you did...and you did

Married No children. Of course I have, just said it is not my preference.

 

[knoxy]

Married No children. Of course I have, just said it is not my preference.

So ghey

 

[Broc]

So, on to GILFs?

Green Cobra is the Nursing home pimp.

 

[Broc]

This thread needs MILF pics!

 

[wilson911]

So ghey

No. Just not as desperate as you.

The funny thing is, self described MILFs try to wear their designation as some sort of badge of honor. All the MILF designation tells me, is if they are available for the F part of their name, is they don't do it good enough to keep their baby daddy around for too long.

 

[AHM]

(Anyone else think she sees what you did there?)

 

[bfm]

(Anyone else think she sees what you did there?)

Well, yeah, the lights were on.

 

[knoxy]

No. Just not as desperate as you.

The funny thing is, self described MILFs try to wear their designation as some sort of badge of honor. All the MILF designation tells me, is if they are available for the F part of their name, is they don't do it good enough to keep their baby daddy around for too long.

Dude, way too much analysis. Just appreciate the yoga pants!

 

[DemonChronicles]

This is the new milf. Ooh hot stuff! View attachment 535920

FILF, if you're into that stuff....

 

[Dennis in MA]

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She continues to strike me as a Roger Moore era Bond girl. That hair and eye makeup is so late 70's it's scary. As long as she doesn't take the Moonraker with Drax she'll be fine.