He and his wife had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she could
zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few
seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"
He did just that.
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale
Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she could
zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few
seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"
He did just that.
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale
Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
