Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas! My your kids let you sleep just five minutes more come morning because I know mine will be up at first light.


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Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah!

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Merry Christmas friends!
Dammit I ate way too much Chinese food last night. My rancid, eye-watering farts may set the tree on fire if I sit too close.
 
Merry Christmas friends!
Dammit I ate way too much Chinese food last night. My rancid, eye-watering farts may set the tree on fire if I sit too close.

Thank you for sharing that with us. I can almost smell those juicy Kung Pow bombs if I really try.

Here's something funny though... With credit to Granite Grok. http://granitegrok.com/

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
 
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