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Marine Corps Humor

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Cross-X, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. Cross-X

    Cross-X Shooting at the big range in heaven Dealer NES Member

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    Stand by when you hear any of the five Most Dangerous Statements in the Marine Corps:

    A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic Training..."

    A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

    A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."

    A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."

    A Sergeant Major chuckling, "Watch this shit..."
     

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    [lol] [lol] [lol]
     
  3. MrsWildweasel

    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    [twisted] [twisted] I think that could cross over for all branches. [lol] [lol]
     
  4. Nickle

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    Yup, definitely crosses over to the Army.
     
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    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    Yeah, I had flash backs to Berlin. I can even picture those saying it too. [twisted]
     
  6. Nickle

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    I can, ALMOST. I'm the one that usually says "Watch this shit". And I don't have to tell the officers to "Trust me", they already get told to by the senior officers (like the Bn Cdr and Bde Cdr).
     
  7. MrsWildweasel

    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    Actually it was the mechs saying "Watch this shit" [twisted]
     
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    That explains why I say it. I'm pretty much the one they all look up to, me and the Bn Maint Tech (and pretty much to the Bn Motor Sgt as well).
     
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    MrsWildweasel Moderator NES Member

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    I was usually the one just shaking my head and glad I had my little cubby hole of parts to sit back and watch. [twisted]
     
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    I should mention swing and mid shift is when they'd pull what ever it was they were going to do. Day treads would get it from the ones working mids. It was rather humorous to watch. [twisted]
     
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    those are along the lines of..


    'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
     

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