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Stand by when you hear any of the five Most Dangerous Statements in the Marine Corps:

A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic Training..."

A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."

A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."

A Sergeant Major chuckling, "Watch this shit..."
 
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I can, ALMOST. I'm the one that usually says "Watch this shit". And I don't have to tell the officers to "Trust me", they already get told to by the senior officers (like the Bn Cdr and Bde Cdr).
 
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That explains why I say it. I'm pretty much the one they all look up to, me and the Bn Maint Tech (and pretty much to the Bn Motor Sgt as well).
 

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I was usually the one just shaking my head and glad I had my little cubby hole of parts to sit back and watch. [twisted]
 

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I should mention swing and mid shift is when they'd pull what ever it was they were going to do. Day treads would get it from the ones working mids. It was rather humorous to watch. [twisted]
 
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