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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Zappa, Jun 29, 2019.
Monroe landscaper charged in maple syrup sex case opts for trial
He beating himself didn’t do it. But maple syrup. That was the enticed. Must be an IHOP fan. Lol
A trial lawyer once told me "court is better than anything on TV." This is such an example.
"But, after a short while, decided that she too needed to take a break.
When she went back into the home this time she found Somley naked and dribbling maple syrup on his body, police said.
Police said the woman confessed that this sight was a “turn on” for her and she demanded to be allowed to participate."
i will have to remember this...next time i am making pancakes, or cookie dough...or....
urn on” for her and she demanded to be allowed to participate."
I think the defense is he was videotaping himself and she got in the way? Where were these women in my 20s?
Syrup ? that's standard in these parts but blue berry jelly is a little fruity if you ask me.
Besides the stickier parts of the story, seems like CT wants to make an example of him for perhaps not having a certificate of possession for his weapon before the grace period expired.
Can't tell from the story if he has any priors. Considering not many people registered, they will charge as they find them for other reasons.
I wouldn't have taken a plea of 2.5 years in the slammer either.
Maybe he can sell the tape to a porn site to defray his attorney fees. /s
they don't care about the tape or the woman. they want to jam him up over the gun and mags...
Nah, lacks the necessary element for that.
$10 the gun is the result of a bad search. I bet the warrant was for the video tape which puts the guns outside of the scope
we were chasing after young 20 year old girls. The married 40 year old cougars were probably there...we were just blind!
is she hot tho
when i was 19, i was dating a 30 year old for about 6 months,,,,, my mother was beside herself about it.
My uncle told her not to worry, it was a math problem. i was just trying to figure out how many times 19 goes into 30
My guess is quite a few.
No, to your twenty year old eyes they were just old. I worked with a 35 year old who wouldn’t leave us alone. She and a friend of hers tried to crash a college party we were at. I remember someone yelling “Somebody’s mothers are here” just before they were thrown out.
What woman would have to Demand sex? I have my suspicions
Tom Arnold claims that Roseanne did that to him many times during their marriage.
I rest my case your honor.
If only he had is own twatwaffel with all that syrup.
Lol, I heard the wolf howl when I saw this.
could not find much on the woman, except that she was 48 years old.
found some more details on the event, though
Accused Voyeur In Even Stickier Situation
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