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Man bites off golfer's finger.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Knob Creek, Aug 19, 2018.

  1. Knob Creek

    Knob Creek NES Member

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    Just when you think you've seen it all;

    '"An argument between two golfers at a Massachusetts golf club turned bloody Friday when one of the men bit off the other player’s finger, reports said.
    Police were called to the Southers Marsh Golf Club in Plymouth around 6:30 p.m. for a report of an “altercation” between two players,"

    Man bites off golfer's finger to the knuckle at Massachusetts golf club
     
  2. kope

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    wont be flipping him the birdie any more.
     
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  3. Golddiggie

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    Guy had his thumb bitten off... I hope the biter also got treated... You have NO idea where the other golfer's thumb had been. :eek: [rofl2]
     
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  4. mibro

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    Dude lost a thumb actually up to the knuckle. My first time to write this on NES but PSGWSP.
     
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  5. enbloc

    enbloc NES Life Member NES Member

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    I've always said "Never put your fingers in another man's mouth..."
     
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  6. oldgunner

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    Why am I not surprised??
     
  7. Sabougolden

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  8. Chevy 2 65

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  9. RHJJ

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    And I thought Caddie Shack and Happy Gilmore were off the wall.
     
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  10. enbloc

    enbloc NES Life Member NES Member

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    Did he spit it or swallow it?
     
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  11. fitzknny

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    That would make televised golf a Lot more interesting . . . .
     
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  12. BUMPA01603

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    FWIW, at least Happy Gilmore and Bob Barker fought like men.... that guy must have been a Mike Tyson fan ?
     
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  13. robjax

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  14. nastynatural

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    When he hits a bad shot, he holds his hand up and yells "FOUR"! Lol
     
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  15. one-eyed Jack

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    He probably said something like "eat this" Jack.
     
  16. Woodstock

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    So now what's his handicap?
     
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  17. new guy

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    I have never been that angry at someone.
     
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    I have always said the shooting sports are so much safer than golf.
     
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  19. jefftk

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    I keep trying to tell people that shooting sports are safer...

    ^^ ahh, beat me to it
     
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  20. quincy

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    I’ll bet that some ethanol was involved here.
     
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  21. SERE

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    I hope that their collared shirts were tucked in so as not to embarrass the club. :p
     
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    Some years ago I’ve witnessed a 74 year old lady take out a goose with the perfect head shot)
     
  23. millbilly

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    You can never "see it all"
     
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    I've witnessed the goose head shot also. It's not pretty. I bet the thumb removal was worse though.
     
  25. ldi

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    Why am I thinking of Mike Tyson)))
     
  26. enbloc

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    I-93 South at 8AM?
     
  27. greencobra

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    sometimes it just can't be helped, ya know...
     
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  28. enbloc

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    This one has a limited-lifetime warranty:

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  29. new guy

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    North. Good point.
     
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  30. HorizontalHunter

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    Damn. Who knew that golf was a blood sport?

    Bob
     

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