All jokes about banning hammers aside, what a terrible way to check out. What cowards attack a 70+ year old? What is so broken in your brain that you would consider that? All of us already know (by the satire) that the individual kills: the tool used matters not.
The most disgusting part is that violent assaults are skyrocketing. Out murdwr rate would be 4X what it is now if it wasn't for advances in medical care. Even the loopiest moonbats cannot challenge that. Instead of pushing the populice to arm themselves for protection and be able to adaquately defend themselves the give us.....whistles. They are going to allow people to purchase pepper spray w/o a license of some sort. They, our brainless leaders, have proven that they are unqualified and unfit to lead and represent us. They need to be removed ASAP.
my question is; how? How can we get the bums out and someone wort their salt in? Or is the hull too damaged?