Got this off the C&R list. Too funny not to share.
Subject: France asks US aid
In response to Shitrac's request for US aid in putting
down the current rioting terrorists who are slowly
taking over the country, President Bush has authorized
the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to
pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an
apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off
teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off
the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars
are any indication, I would expect France to surrender
any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter
Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary
to send up to 5 marines to get things under control.
The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill
but he wanted to get this thing under control within
24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having
a hard time finding even one marine to help those
ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought
that he could persuade a few women marines to do the
job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out
of there as soon as possible after order was restored.
He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines
did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The
least they stand out the better.
Subject: France asks US aid
In response to Shitrac's request for US aid in putting
down the current rioting terrorists who are slowly
taking over the country, President Bush has authorized
the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to
pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an
apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off
teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off
the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars
are any indication, I would expect France to surrender
any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter
Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary
to send up to 5 marines to get things under control.
The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill
but he wanted to get this thing under control within
24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having
a hard time finding even one marine to help those
ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought
that he could persuade a few women marines to do the
job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out
of there as soon as possible after order was restored.
He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines
did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The
least they stand out the better.
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