Lowell Logic

[billmelater]

Lowell has solved the problem of "illegal guns" with its recent storage requirement proposal. So, now the council is going after illegal dumping.

"City Councilor Edward “Bud” Caulfield said he will file a motion for next Tuesday's council meeting requesting the city ban clothing-collection containers."


http://www.lowellsun.com/ci_18328758?IADID=Search-www.lowellsun.com-www.lowellsun.com#ixzz1QDGsy4M4

 

[TheKrazyRaven]

next they will try and ban the Merrimack river

 

[Jose]

They have achieved 100% retardation

 

[billmelater]

next they will try and ban the Merrimack river

Well, it does occasionally drown someone.

 

[yanici]

Hear ye, hear ye!! Since a McDonald wrapper was found lying on the sidwalk we will now ban take out food in our great city!! Hear ye!!

 

[Bfatz]

BREAKING:

Breathing in the Great city known as Lowell has now been banned, those caught breathing or attempting to take excessive gasping breaths of air in Lowell, Massachusetts ( not that you would want too ) will be arrested ( Possibly raped ) and tossed into a Vault ( or what constitutes a vault) until further investigation is warranted.

Thank you Edward “Bud” Caulfield.

 

[jobowker]

Well, it does occasionally drown someone.

It's for the children!

 

[Pilgrim]

“If the offender is a property owner in Lowell, we will issue noncriminal fines,” she said. “If the offender is a resident,

but does not own property or is a resident in another community, we will seek to pursue criminal charges.”

equal protection under the law..........................

 

[Boghog1]

can you use logic and lowell in the same title?

 

[bob68]

the city of lowell needs to be banned.

 

[yanici]

I used to go to Lowell, but now I go around it.

 

[MisterHappy]

can you use logic and lowell in the same title?

Yep. Just like "Jumbo shrimp."

 

[ARV]

I used to go to Lowell, but now I go around it.

That, Sir, is truly "Lowell logic".

 

[Twigg]

*chuckles from north of the border*

 

[Palladin]

Lowell sucks

 

[Radtekk]

“If the offender is a property owner in Lowell, we will issue noncriminal fines,” she said. “If the offender is a resident,

but does not own property or is a resident in another community, we will seek to pursue criminal charges.”


Ok... So the guy who buys property to rent and "dumps" gets a "non-criminal fine" and the family that has rented a house for 10 years gets criminal charges filed... Makes PERFECT sense to me... <sigh>

 

[Bill Nance]

The Lowell PD can't be assed to pull people over for serious traffic violations, write tickets for littering, respond to calls of shots fired in the neighborhood without claiming it was firecrackers(cause you know, I only shoot a couple hundred rounds a week, so surely I can't tell the difference between firecrackers and large-caliber pistol fire).

They won't even write someone up for rear-ending me at a red stoplight causing serious injuries and then attempting to flee the scene (She was stopped by other motorists who pulled in front of her when they saw her try to bail).

But hey, those clothing collection bins, THOSE are clearly a priority. Hurray for never setting foot in the People's Republic again.

 

[GSG]

Sadly I'm not surprised. This is the same city that has an ordinance barring people from selling guns with their other property at yardsales.

 

[Radtekk]

The Lowell PD can't be assed…

They already have been… By the Mayor, City Council…