Lockdown Bucket

[friscoeast]

Brockton school classrooms will have a plastic bucket containing a hammer, wooden wedge, duct tape and string for protection from an active shooter. No teacher will be allowed to conceal carry. What a joke!

 

[76Too]

i'm sorry...but what exactly is the string for?

...not sorry

 

[mjbff]

No whistle ?

 

[jct61765]

They need a whistle.

 

[Arto]

Maybe the protesters that hiked to S&W could pick up a bucket or 2 of M&P's, if they're really interested in safety....

 

[Glockster30]

i'm sorry...but what exactly is the string for?

...not sorry

It's actually rope, not string.

Massachusetts school district is giving teachers emergency buckets for active shooter situations

 

[76Too]

damnit...someone post the rope scene from that movie with those Boston guys that everyone thinks are what everyone is like from Boston...

you know...the irish catholic lads that worked at the fish packing plant and...oh yeah...Boondock Saints...wherever the f*** they got 'Boondock' out of 'Southie' i aint got a f***ing prayer.

 

[looser38]

Brockton school classrooms will have a plastic bucket containing a hammer, wooden wedge, duct tape and string for protection from an active shooter. No teacher will be allowed to conceal carry. What a joke![/QUOT

SAD, VERY SAD!!!

 

[Nick Leduc]

damnit...someone post the rope scene from that movie with those Boston guys that everyone thinks are what everyone is like from Boston...

you know...the irish catholic lads that worked at the fish packing plant and...oh yeah...Boondock Saints...wherever the f*** they got 'Boondock' out of 'Southie' i aint got a f***ing prayer.

 

[greencobra]

what? no nails?

 

[BUMPA01603]

Did it ever occur to them that somebody could cause harm with that hammer and wedge? A student couldn't get one in through a metal detector

 

[Sweeney]

These are all the things needed to speedily construct a Roman style 'Ballista' with which you thwart the attack. Let's not over complicate things.

 

[Qwikdraw45]

It's all fun and games, until Little Johnny loses at a game and grabs the hammer. Then it's game time...

 

[Zappa]

They should add some body bags and toe tags too, it'll make the coroners job a bit easier.

 

[BTSDOG]

The buckets are for when they shit themselves, theyll have somewhere to go .....

 

[Enzo]

Relieved.......the students are safe now.

 

[TrashcanDan]

i'm sorry...but what exactly is the string for?

...not sorry

To fashion a lasso of sorts.

 

[EJFudd]

Liberals are so amazingly naive and pathetic. Some stupid liberal actually thinks this will stop a murderous maniac.

 

[fencer]

Hopefully, the rope will be used by a moonbat teacher to hang themselves.

 

[enbloc]

It's just another twist on the "Egg Drop Challenge"...

 

[nstassel]

Hammer and wedge might work on a vampire in a pinch though.

 

[fitzknny]

i'm sorry...but what exactly is the string for?

...not sorry

Their Theory . . . . ?

 

[amm5061]

"Name one thing you're gonna need a rope for."

 

[oldguy68]

Just wait till they find out how many people in the US were killed with a hammer!
FBI: More People Killed with Hammers, Clubs Each Year than Rifles | Breitbart

3 women murdered in grisly hammer attack at NY home

 

[mtnbiker26]

The buckets are for when they shit themselves, theyll have somewhere to go .....

Oh, that makes sense. I thought they were supposed to put it over their head while they were hiding.

 

[Uzi2]

For the total costs involved for a bucket of useless shit, they could have put a heavy duty 3/4 inch dead bolt on the inside of every door in every school in the city.

The idiots who thought up, supported and implemented this insanity will not have a bit of remorse, guilt or culpability when their idea is proven to be an abject failure.

 

[bill o]

Liberals are so amazingly naive and pathetic. Some stupid liberal actually thinks this will stop a murderous maniac.

I think they’re being savvy, though insincere. Just like the jackass teacher who made the lockdown song for her first graders, they’re convincing soccer moms and beta dads that schools are dangerous, therefore more gun control is needed. And they are winning.

 

[krallstar]

That's almost a rape kit, isn't it

 

[amm5061]

That's almost a rape kit, isn't it

Actually, I'm surprised they didn't throw a supply of Plan B in.

 

[Rob Boudrie]

One of the reps for the school system (not sure the title) explained the rope was to tie the door shut.